The (Poorly Drawn) Adventures of Bronson Conroy (& Sgt. George Blackfalcon III)

[Conan]

stop guys you have to mass up troops, which means waiting for imps and then massing up gold for units

haven't any of you heard of Starcraft II?



on another note show us the tech tree second section

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

GO loving KILL stuff.

Bronson: Be the imp commander.

[Conan]

the imps will obviously follow Bronson after he killed their own species

[Vegetarian Zombie]

the imps will obviously follow Bronson after he killed their own species

display of force

use fear to your advantage

[xxxxkill]

the imps will obviously follow Bronson after he killed their own species

They fear him.
THEY ARE HIS BITCHES.
Wait-
No.
That's wrong.
Very, very wrong.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

They fear him.
THEY ARE HIS BITCHES.
Wait-
No.
That's wrong.
Very, very wrong.

No.

You are beginning to see clearly, my pupil. Embrace it.

[Mr. Jelly]

WOOP TOO LATE YOU WENT ALONE.

White circle is you, black (notribal) circles are imps, black with blue dot is imp musketeer.
Hueg white thing is Gabe Newell tent, brown-red thing is campfire.

Stats of You:
25/25 health
(1x) Bolt-Action Rifle - 10|10
(1x) Revolver - 6|0
(1x) Refurbished Imp Short Sword

What do you do?

[xxxxkill]

No.

You are beginning to see clearly, my pupil. Embrace it.

I would reply to this BUT

I HAVE PARKOUR TO DO!

Bronson, shoot the imp musketeer with your gun, as he's the only ranged unit.
If the other two imps get in range to attack you, lop their heads off.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I would reply to this BUT

I HAVE PARKOUR TO DO!

Bronson, shoot the imp musketeer with your gun, as he's the only ranged unit.
If the other two imps get in range to attack you, lop their heads off.

No

Snipe All

Recieve Bacon

[xxxxkill]

No

Snipe All

Recieve Bacon

Killing off one and then conserving your ammo is more efficient.
GOD DAMN DON'T FIGHT IT OR-
My god, you're rubbing off on me.
/shudder

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Killing off one and then conserving your ammo is more efficient.
GOD DAMN DON'T FIGHT IT OR-
My god, you're rubbing off on me.
/shudder

Yes, my apprentice. Embrace the gay dark side.

[Mr. Jelly]

(Forgot battle music, silly me.)


You shoot the musketeer. It only grazes him. The other imps turn to face you. You pull back the bolt on your rifle.

Musketeer - 9/12
Imp (1+2) - 8|8

Rifle ammo - 9|10

[Vegetarian Zombie]

blast his loving face

demand surrender

[Mr. Jelly]

The musketeer runs into the tent.

You demand the imps surrender. They advance towards you.

Musketeer - ???|12
Imp 1+2 - 8|8

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Ascertain if they mean to attack.