The (Poorly Drawn) Adventures of Bronson Conroy (& Sgt. George Blackfalcon III)

[Conan]

forget you, why didn't you tell us that in the first place. we wasted creds on short swords for nothing

also scroll down the research table tree so we can see the rest of it

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME.
Compare stats of equipped short sword and imp short sword.

[Mr. Jelly]

forget you, why didn't you tell us that in the first place. we wasted creds on short swords for nothing

You proceed to pick up the sword and take a swing at it. The blade cracks in half and the shard flies into the ground.
And that's why. You might be able to repair it into something decent.

also scroll down the research table tree so we can see the rest of it

You need to research the current weapons to see the next branch. It's only meant to be a teaser.
Research Progress:
Rifle - 30%
Pistol - 8%

[xxxxkill]

skdjfsakdjf.
Use metal scrap to upgrade your stuffty swor-
Oh wait.
We don't have a crafting table.
Take the swords, see if you can reforge them into something more...
Intact.

[comedy101experiments]

You proceed to pick up the sword and take a swing at it. The blade cracks in half and the shard flies into the ground.
And that's why. You might be able to repair it into something decent.

Find resources to turn shards into a frag grenade!

[xxxxkill]

Find resources to turn shards into a frag grenade!

That's not how it works.
Fragmentation Grenades are composed of a metallic shell, which can fragement into shrapnel, making the bomb much more deadly. It also contains "Composition B", and explosive compound used to break apart and launch the fragmented shell. The "trigger" and the safety pin would also need to be included, as well as a M213 fuse, if you were building a M67 or C13 Frag. Basically, just using shrapnel as... well, shrapnel in a Fragmentation Grenade doesn't work.

[Mr. Jelly]

Do-do-do-dooo!
It takes you an hour, but you have (1x) Refurbished Imp Short Sword. Sure it's a little weaker, but hey, it didn't cost you a dime.
You now have two swords.

Research Progress:
Rifle: 80%
Pistol: 28%

[xxxxkill]

Use excess materials to reforge the imp sword.

[comedy101experiments]

Use excess materials to reforge the imp sword.

WITH a sharper blade, and blades coming off of it.

[Mr. Jelly]

Hey, guys. Question. Do you want to give imp sword to Kevlar-Steve or yourself?

[xxxxkill]

WITH a sharper blade, and blades coming off of it.

No, that's stupid.
The blade would get caught inside the flesh of the victim, and while the would do much, much more damage, you have to spend a good five or so minutes getting it back out.

Hey, guys. Question. Do you want to give imp sword to Kevlar-Steve or yourself?

Give it to yourself. Kevlar Steve doesn't really have much going for him, so we shouldn't give him the sucky blade.
When the sword gets reforged, give it to Kevlar Steve if it's better than what you have.

[comedy101experiments]

No, that's stupid.
The blade would get caught inside the flesh of the victim, and while the would do much, much more damage, you have to spend a good five or so minutes getting it back out.

Give it to yourself. Kevlar Steve doesn't really have much going for him, so we shouldn't give him the sucky blade.
When the sword gets reforged, give it to Kevlar Steve if it's better than what you have.

Fine, just a sharper, cooler looking blade.

[xxxxkill]

Fine, just a sharper, cooler looking blade.

>Would've offered one of the many blade designs I draw at school
>No scanner
>ASDSADFSADFSADFSDFSADFSAF

[Conan]

optionally take the rest of the fragments and sharpen them for throwing

[Mr. Jelly]

>Would've offered one of the many blade designs I draw at school
>No scanner
>ASDSADFSADFSADFSDFSADFSAF

I'll keep using the gladius for the short sword, maybe for a badass sword I'll use one of your designs


You give the Kevlar-Steve the normal short sword.
Research Progress:
Rifle: 90%
Pistol: 32%

What do you wish to do now?