Author Topic: The (Poorly Drawn) Adventures of Bronson Conroy (& Sgt. George Blackfalcon III) (Read 45619 times)

Vegetarian Zombie · January 16, 2012, 02:55:58 PM

Load soldier's gun

Have soldier defend base

Go kill stuff

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Conan · January 16, 2012, 03:33:58 PM

Quote from: Mr. Jelly on January 16, 2012, 02:50:02 PM

Suddenly, the price of Syringes goes up to five.

Also this adventure is dictated entirely by you two guys, have you noticed that.

Not anymore

The minute you have enough funds get a short sword for yourself and your buddy in case of no ammo

Mr. Jelly · January 16, 2012, 03:38:46 PM

INCOMING INVASION
Estimated time till Imps hit base: 5 minutes

What do you do?

Conan · January 16, 2012, 03:41:51 PM

get on top of ~~tower~~ fort. Use your buddy to push you up there, then pull him up

xxxxkill · January 16, 2012, 03:48:30 PM

Prepare for the invasion.
Climb up to higher ground, aka your fort's rooftop.
Situate your other guy at a vantage point where he can see most of the field.

Mr. Jelly · January 16, 2012, 03:51:23 PM

By the way Medkits have been inflated to 10 funds because reasons

Conan · January 16, 2012, 03:52:40 PM

Take out your revolver and then face the approaching army. Don't forget ironsights

xxxxkill · January 16, 2012, 03:57:13 PM

Hold your gun with two hands.
Squeeze the trigger slightly before firing, to increase accuracy and help stabalize your aim.

Mr. Jelly · January 16, 2012, 04:03:51 PM

Seeing how the imps' weapons are melee and they have no idea how to climb (yet), I have done the liberty of skipping the "Shoot imps"
"You missed"
"Shoot imps again".

Three imps made it to your base. You and your Steve are out of ammo.

You also missed only twice. Not too shabby for someone who's only had a gun for about 30 minutes.

Conan · January 16, 2012, 04:07:06 PM

Throw your buddy down at them and tell him to pistol whip the rest to death

Also this is why you get a bloody melee weapon before buying guns

xxxxkill · January 16, 2012, 04:14:03 PM

Goomba stomp dey asses.

Vegetarian Zombie · January 16, 2012, 04:15:10 PM

Quote from: xxxxkill on January 16, 2012, 04:14:03 PM

Goomba stomp dey asses.

Night Fox · January 16, 2012, 04:16:54 PM

well that was lame, I was hoping that the blue thing would give you some magicka so that jokes about your partial lack of limbs could spawn some sort of magical occurrence around you

lame

Conan · January 16, 2012, 04:31:40 PM

Quote from: xxxxkill on January 16, 2012, 04:14:03 PM

Goomba stomp dey asses.

Didn't you notice their goddamn horns

xxxxkill · January 16, 2012, 04:37:48 PM

Quote from: Conan on January 16, 2012, 04:31:40 PM

Didn't you notice their goddamn horns

How else are you supposed to get down.
Besides, there's a large enough area to hit the soft, fleshy parts.
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