The (Poorly Drawn) Adventures of Bronson Conroy (& Sgt. George Blackfalcon III)

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Why not do the other weapon, too?

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

Why not do the other weapon, too?

You never asked 

[xxxxkill]

Never buy bacon.
Never.
The economy has gone to stuff, so adjusting for inflation, the bacon now costs about 15 funds.
EACH.

Get the semi auto pistol as well.
Unlock the tech tree for melee weapons and other stuff, like bows and arrows and chakrams and katanas and weaboo stuff and lightsabers phaseblades Ion Swords and daggers and flame blades and boxing gloves and chairs and chainsaws and chainswords and other stuff.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You never asked 

That was rhetorical. Meaning, research other weapon, too.

[comedy101experiments]

Why not do the other weapon, too?

AND

Buy bacon (x10)

[Vegetarian Zombie]

no bacon

economy is stuff at the moment


loot next enemies, sell their weapons to stimulate economy

[comedy101experiments]

no bacon

economy is stuff at the moment


loot next enemies, sell their weapons to stimulate economy

Why not do the other weapon, too?

AND

Buy as many healthpacks as you can.

[xxxxkill]

AND

Never buy bacon.
Never.
The economy has gone to stuff, so adjusting for inflation, the bacon now costs about 15 funds.
EACH.

NO.

AND

Adjusting for inflation, the health packs would be five times what they already were, which was five, if I recall correctly. So now they should be priced at 25 funds. Syringes at five.

[Mr. Jelly]

You start research on the Semi-Auto Pistol. You have 52 funds remaining. Would you like to buy something?

(Bacon is still the same.)

Research Progress
Bolt-Action Rifle - 10%
Semi-Auto Pistol - 0%

[xxxxkill]

You start research on the Semi-Auto Pistol. You have 52 funds remaining. Would you like to buy something?

(Bacon is still the same.)

Research Progress
Bolt-Action Rifle - 10%
Semi-Auto Pistol - 0%

Well, forget.
Syringes for the win.
(Buy three more syringes)

Buy one more guard, equip him with Kevlar vest and Shortsword.
We're on a budget, kay?

[comedy101experiments]

Well, forget.
Syringes for the win.
(Buy three more syringes)

Buy one more guard, equip him with Kevlar vest and Shortsword.
We're on a budget, kay?

Also, equip him with a pistol.

[xxxxkill]

Also, equip him with a pistol.

What part of "We're on a budget" do you not understand?
The guy with the pistol stays back, while the guy with the sword tanks a bit.
We also can't just keep on buying ammo for three people.
So, he only gets a sword, because otherwise we would be using much more money than required.

[Mr. Jelly]

Well, forget.
Syringes for the win.
(Buy three more syringes)

Buy one more guard, equip him with Kevlar vest and Shortsword.
We're on a budget, kay?

Done. I also bought you and your footsoldier some ammo. 6 each.
You have 18 funds remaining. And you can sell stuff.

Research Progress:
Rifle: 20%
Pistol: 4%

Previously mention stuff that was ignored: Medkits are only 10 funds
And you have a Fortress Upgrade Table.

[xxxxkill]

forget that-
Wait.
Did you get any other loot?

[Mr. Jelly]

forget that-
Wait.
Did you get any other loot?

(Temporary) Textventure Mode Activate!

Hmm.

You walk outside and notice there are two Imp short swords laying outside.

You feel like an idiot, briefly.