The (Poorly Drawn) Adventures of Bronson Conroy (& Sgt. George Blackfalcon III)

[Mr. Jelly]

Throw your buddy down at them and tell him to pistol whip the rest to death

Also this is why you get a bloody melee weapon before buying guns

Goomba stomp dey asses.

You proceed to combine the fall of the Goomba Stomp with the pistol whip. The imps, for some reason, disintegrate when they die.

By the way, those were mini-imps

well that was lame, I was hoping that the blue thing would give you some magicka so that jokes about your partial lack of limbs could spawn some sort of magical occurrence around you

lame

Ah, did you not see? The orb was a summon inventory spell I'm also making this stuff up as I go along

ITEM GET:
97 funds
Unlocked:
Research Table
New Research Options Unlocked!
Semi-Auto Pistol
Bolt Action Rifle

These invasions don't happen so often, and they're not going to be this easy anymore.

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

Bronson and Guard: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY DANCE OF VICTORY.
Then stop wasting time, and get back inside.
Buy two swords, and buy 48 more ammo, splitting it 24/24.

Bronson: Disclose prices for upgrades.

[Donro98]

Bronson and Guard: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY DANCE OF VICTORY.
Then stop wasting time, and get back inside.
Buy two swords, and buy 48 more ammo, splitting it 24/24.

Bronson: Disclose prices for upgrades.

How much are new guns?

[xxxxkill]

How much are new guns?

I dunno.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Research Bolt-Action rifle.

This implies going to the research table.

[Mr. Jelly]

You dance to the victory music.

Next update might not be for a little bit.

[Conan]

is there a tech tree

if so go the route that brings you to the shotgun/heavy machine gun

EDIT: cool, .gifs

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Grow wings

[xxxxkill]

Activate tech tree.

But srsly. Upgrade guard's gun to Semi-Auto Pistol.
Upgrade your own to the same thing.
Get two more guards and equip both with swords.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Activate tech tree.

But srsly. Upgrade guard's gun to Semi-Auto Pistol.
Upgrade your own to the same thing.
Get two more guards and equip both with swords.

Bolt-Action

Snipe dem bitches

[Mr. Jelly]

You open the Research tab on your Buy Table. (Pistol should have 20 funds under it)

Here's how it works
You research something.
It takes the allotted time to research.
When it's done, you get (1x) of the item.

Next part of the tech tree is below.

Oh and I forgot to mention, you got a Fortress Upgrade Table

[comedy101experiments]

You open the Research tab on your Buy Table. (Pistol should have 20 funds under it)

Here's how it works
You research something.
It takes the allotted time to research.
When it's done, you get (1x) of the item.

Next part of the tech tree is below.

Oh and I forgot to mention, you got a Fortress Upgrade Table

Buy the pistol.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I want Bolt-Action, will lead to Snipers, snipe the bishes before they can lay a finger/claw/talon/tentacle/random appendage on you.

[Mr. Jelly]

You start research on the rifle.

You have 72 funds left. Would you like to buy something?

[comedy101experiments]

You start research on the rifle.

You have 72 funds left. Would you like to buy something?

Buy bacon (x10)