And that's all I have to say about the matter.
Except every time you offered to do it because you wanted to help me "wind down" you were like "What do you want?" and I'd respond with an obviously half-hearted "I dunno". Of course you always managed to come up with ideas even though 90% of the time I didn't read through most of them, so I honestly can't say whether or not you're lying about the content of the stories. Talking about me being "specific" was because you'd often write things that were utterly grotesque and horrific, and I'd tell you to do it a different way so that when I did actually read one of your scribbles I wouldn't be completely horrified by it.
Stop being a handicap. You've always overestimated your value and knowledge of me, don't even pretend like you can spin a scandal out of something that was 100% your idea and your doing.
Although I'll give you that two of your stories I did kinda like, but then again if you offer to write me one every day then eventually you'll get something right.
