ummm I'd rather just toke up instead, frend!

*the weed surrounds me as my trill level rises*
"
argggg my level is increasing" I abrupt, as the power increases inside me.
*my trill level goes 420%*
*i turn into trill jesus*

"For God loved GARFELD so much that he gave his one and only w33d, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal TOKEING. God sent his w33d into the world not to judge the world, but to toke the world through him." (Jesus 4:20 6-9)