Dear Internet,
I am butthurt as forget and I want this girl to be miserable. On a scale of 0 to 10, 0 being happy, 10 being suicidal, I want her at about an 5 or 6.
Thanks,
a gigantic friend.
Hey Gigantic friend,
I went ahead and posted her information on a 4chan thread. Those mean guys over there will probably upset her greatly!
Sincerely,
Lizzy
What the forget!? 4chan harassment qualifies as a 7 or 8 on the aforementioned misery chart! You have voided your end of the contract (in a way that I can not be held responsible for in any way because I clearly stated what level of misery I wanted her at). That's it! You're getting a drama thread.
See you in Drama,
A Gigantic friend