Let's write a Valentine Day Card!

[Name is Unavailable]

"I find your facial features attractive. I'm also getting these words from random teenagers on the internet. I suggest you hide while you can."

[Ad Bot]

[LizzyRascal]

forget ME UNTIL I BLEED

I WANT YOU TO TIE ME UP AND CUT OFF MY TOES AS I climax OFF MY PAIN

THEN TAKE HOT COALS AND BURN MY NIPPLES

AFTER THAT CUT OUT MY OVARIES

Hot. I'm being serious, that's hot.

[Mr. Jelly]

If you are gay, please do the aforementioned things to comr4de

[comr4de]

Hot. I'm being serious, that's hot.

wanna meet up sometime

[Night Fox]

where was the last part of the letter?
I can't figure it out

[LizzyRascal]

wanna meet up sometime

Only if you promise to be my love slave and that I can do anything I want to you and your genitals.

[Count]

Oh dear. Just right your feelings on a paper. It will come naturally. What you really think will be 10x better than what the blockland forums has to say!

[Tammy]

Dear Princess Celestia,

[Shell]

where was the last part of the letter?
I can't figure it out

Sincerely,

a nudist

[Ningyou]

You're all so romantic.

What did you expect? I really don't get why OP would come to us for this. The majority of users are males and/or mentally challenged.

I'm not in love with him. I don't know him at all. I just find his facial features attractive.

You said you had "feelings for him", that's implying you like or even love him.

Anyways, I don't see why people do this. Like you said, you barely know the guy. There's only the fact that you like how he looks. He could be a total ass for all you know. Why would you ask him to be your Valentine if you know jack stuff about him?

[ultimamax]

I enjoy cats.
Do you enjoy cats?

[Ninja guy]

If you are hot, and he hasn't had more than 2 girlfriends in his life, this is a good idea.

If you are an ugly spazm, and he is "that" kind of guy, this might be the most terrible idea of your dating life.

[otto-san]

MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP.

I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!

I'M A NICE GUUUUUYYYYY!

[Nikki]

What did you expect? I really don't get why OP would come to us for this. The majority of users are males and/or mentally challenged.
You said you had "feelings for him", that's implying you like or even love him.

Anyways, I don't see why people do this. Like you said, you barely know the guy. There's only the fact that you like how he looks. He could be a total ass for all you know. Why would you ask him to be your Valentine if you know jack stuff about him?

I'm not asking him to be my Valentine. I'm sending this out so I can stop having feelings for him. I know he could probably be a complete douche bag, but I'm sending this so I can "fall in love" with him. I'm doing this to prove to myself that I shouldn't have a girly crush on a guy that I've barely interacted with.

[otto-san]

I'm not asking him to be my Valentine. I'm sending this out so I can stop having feelings for him. I know he could probably be a complete douche bag, but I'm sending this so I can "fall in love" with him. I'm doing this to prove to myself that I shouldn't have a girly crush on a guy that I've barely interacted with.

Wait wait wait wait wait.

What.

You're sending it to fall in love with him to prove to yourself you don't need to have any sort of feelings for a guy you've never inter--what?

edit:

also am i the only one who is attracted to people who are interesting because i can't logically comprehend some things about them? normally illogical things drive me bloody insane