world war 69 - china sucks so you're iceland

[Mega-Bear]

Ask for a pece treaty :ddd

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

Ask for a pece treaty :ddd

You have no idea how to write so you send a copy of the versailles treaty thing.

america is not amused. you wonder why they say that because you're not trying to amuse them. you want to make peace.

then again you have no idea how to speak english. you had to use a translator. perhaps they are using some american phrase that isn't used much in russia.

[masterockets]

Make a national "get drunk" day so they like us more

[Shell]

Make a national "get drunk" day so they like us more

they send a note saying that they fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. they also say they're not amused.

you break down crying. your father was an elderberry addict, he couldn't help himself. he died of having too many elderberries when you were only 6. your mother also was a mad scientist that swapped bodies with a hamster. You never saw her again. And you're allergic to farts.

[Legodude77]

Launch moar nukes at dem 4 being so mean.

[masterockets]

Make a video laughing at the mean people and burn their everything

[Kill All]

Ally with Canada and their mountees

[Legodude77]

Tell Canada that the U.S. secretly hates them and that if they ally with russia then we will give them part of america and some of our vodka.

[Shell]

Tell Canada that the U.S. secretly hates them and that if they ally with russia then we will give them part of america and some of our vodka.

Ally with Canada and their mountees

You do this.

[transformationingsounds]

You are now Canada.

You have recently allied with Russia.

You have a strategic location to attack US

what do

[Legodude77]

Hack US's internet and put gay research on all the sites.

[masterockets]

Make a giant snowball to be dropped via helicopters on top of u.s.

[Kill All]

Land attack from Canada to Alaska
Sea attack from Russia to Alaska
Nuke Washington the state

[Shell]

Hack US's internet and put gay research on all the sites.

You do this.

america is so pissed that they send 60 nukes at once at canada. them being dumbasses and forgetting canada is right next to the usa, both canada and most states at the top of the USA are gone.

[Kill All]

Hack US banks to give money to Russian agents within the US
Pay mexican government to attack the southern states with the money gained from hacking the US

[Shell]

Russian agents were hiding in Maine, which is now nonexistant