BREAKING(not really)
NEWS!SCP - Containment Breach is in early alpha. It involves an SCP containment facility, and holy stuff it looks good oh god.
and it's free JUST KIDDING when is anything free? lol <3
http://scpcb.wordpress.com/
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1. I read through the about page on the site and it has A MAP GENERATION ALGORYTHM HOLY stuffTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtt
2. It's about all of the SCPs escaping.
hi guys
so thanks for keeping the topic updated bumped n stuff.
PICTURES N stuffPost pics to hepl
Holy
forget SCP-610 HELP
SCP has some awesome stories on it. This is one of my favorites
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610Read the entire thing like its a novel, visualize it in your head. Read all of the logs, too. (SCP-610-L*)
Small short description: somewhere in Russia, horrible mutations and skin diseases, Foundation steps in, D class die, stuff goes down.
THREAD TITLES3/13/12 - (Not SCP-087)
4/02/12 - Your favorite SCP? Share it with us c:
4/19/12 - SO ANOTHER SCP GAME YOU SAY. -UPDATE
5/19/12 - Gojira wants to ride 682.
5/26/12 - Throw D-Class at it until it stops! [Thanks PepsiDude <3]
5/26/12 - If it doesn't comply, whine at O5 [Thanks HellHound <3]
6/30/12 - SCP-999 makes good lube [Ogm mp7964 is a cigaretteet </3]
stuffty SCP-[even number]-J story
CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-13-J
Object Class: Jesus Henry Christ
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-13-J is to be kept in a Scat research-lined containment chamber located in A heavily guarded site with ass and roosters., where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 666 roosters armed with SCP-13-J.
In the event that SCP-13-J ever begins Titting its Nips , Enola Gay is to hashtags SCP-13-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha Gay-7 (''Busty latina lesbian takes it up the ass'') is to be dispatched to SCP-13-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-13-J is a adjective SCP-682. Like most members of its species, it is able to SCP-173, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Scat research each day.
SCP-13-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with snakeH, which causes it to turn into roosters. Whenever this happens, all jizzes within a snake kilometer radius will begin to sperm uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Micheal "mondaybitch Jailbait" Jackson. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-13-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-13-J was first located in richardsAndroosters where the African Americans were using it in order to suck a rooster. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha Gay-7 (''Busty latina lesbian takes it up the ass'') was able to recover the object with only 400 first born children as civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 13-1
Dr. SKEETLINGHAUSER: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr SKEETLINGHAUSER, and I am about to test SCP-13's reaction to Tits. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Heyzeus?
Dr. Heyzeus: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. SKEETLINGHAUSER: Excellent! I am now introducing the Tits to 13... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Heyzeus: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
SKEETLINGHAUSER: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Head of the snake (Glans)! IT'S GOT MEIN Head of the snake (Glans)! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 13-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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