SCP Megatopic - oh wow i havent seen this in a while

[Kniaz]

I never understood what memetic was exactly... I read the site description but still couldn't fully grasp it ><

Anyone care to sort of dumb it down for me? s:

[Ad Bot]

[Becquerel]

I never understood what memetic was exactly... I read the site description but still couldn't fully grasp it ><

Anyone care to sort of dumb it down for me? s:

I guess something that subtly forgets around with your mind without you knowing?

[Alteration]

on the bright side, even if I were to look right at it's face I'm not creeped out anymore. :D

[LegendZ]

Memetics = Weird Mind stuff. Basically it's knowledge that forgets around with your mind.

Memetic Kill Agents are, from what I believe, pictures which have been conditioned into authorized personnel. If unauthorized personnel try to access stuff, they die or something.

MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED

CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED

REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS

WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL. PLEASE SELECT YOUR DESIRED FILE.

According to this, it's what they do.

[Riot]

I have a theory where the excrement and mixed blood originates for the scp-173. I believe that the statue shares extra dimensional properties with the scp-106 making it liable to transport the fecal matter and blood with it as it exits the dimension and appears in another corner of the cell.

[LegendZ]

Old Man, working with 173? Old Man rots things, not make fecal matter.

[Riot]

Old Man, working with 173? Old Man rots things, not make fecal matter.

I was thinking more of his victims stuffting themselves while in the pocket dimension.

[LawtyLawt]

SCP containment breach isn't scary.
It's frustrating.

[Alteration]

It's probably just d-class personel being ripped apart and their stuff and blood splattered everywhere by teleportation powers and whatnot

[Pepsidude]

SCP containment breach isn't scary.
It's frustrating.

106 is loving terrifying

[LegendZ]

106 is loving terrifying

He rots you to death. How the forget wouldn't he be terrifying?

[MegaScientifical]

Everybody rots. We constantly rot. What keeps it from destroying us is body processes, cell recycling, immune system. We're all rotting - on the inside...

[TeslaCoil]

Item #: SCP-1147

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1147 is to remain in a large metal crate in storage room B-18 under surveillance of 4 security cameras. In the case of camera failure or power outage, armed guards are to be posted outside of storage room B-18 until repairs are made.

Teams including a minimum of two (4) members are permitted to study SCP-1147 outside or within its containment area. Gloves are to be worn at all times near the object and a clean environment is to be kept. Personnel class 2 or higher is permitted near SCP-1147 unless overridden by higher authority. During Quarantine of the facility, SCP-1147 is to be moved immediately to a safer area to avoid theft or use.

Description: SCP-1147 is a polished set of Gothic Armor roughly 1.789 m tall. The armor comes complete with gauntlets, lower leg armor, helmet, upper body armor and a sword. The set has been estimated to date between 1300-1500 A.D.. Despite it's age, the armor has maintained it's shine since it's uncovery by archaeologists in 1956 buried underneath Mt. Saint Helens. How the armor came to America is unclear and is still being researched by historians. The armor was acquired by the Foundation during transport to the Smithsonian in Washington D.C. after the armor fell out of the back of it's transport vehicle and collided with a Dump truck stopping it instantly.

Dump Truck after collision with SCP-1147

Tests have shown that the armor is made out of an unknown, extremely dense form of steel and is unmovable when struck with speeds exceeding 20 MPH. The armor is invulnerable to melting temperatures and further attempts to destroy SCP-1147 have proven to be futile.

Personnel wearing the armor have been affected and have displayed signs of incredible strength while active.

SCP-1147 being tested

Lab report-1147A: The armor is being taken to a crash test facility for further testing

*Test 1: Volvo hitting the armor at top speed. No affect.

*Test 2: Shooting the armor with any caliber round. No affect.

*Test 3: Striking the armor with a hammer or other forms of swinging weapons have proved dangerous and has pulverized the arms of several personel.

*Test 4: [EXPUNGED]

[ShadowsfeaR]

Don't mess with Cain and Abel's dad. Oh, and I think that means we are going to die in the future.

I love that submission. The incorporation of Abel and Cain is genius.

[Big Brother]

Item #: SCP-1984

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1984-01 within it's counterpart are to be contained collectively within a reinforced locked box located in Site-██. Usage of SCP-1984 is restricted to assented personnel for research purposes only. Samples of SCP-1984 in varying volumes may not be used recreationally by personnel unless deemed completely necessary.

Description: SCP-1984-02 is a translucent plastic tube measured with a diameter of two centimetres and an overall length of twelve centimetres. Despite the recognisably small volume of substance which can be contained within SCP-1984-02, it appears that the contained substance cannot be exhausted and continues to regenerate even while being observed by staff or recording equipment within the vicinity. SCP-1984-02 currently appears to bear no anomalous effects while observed without SCP-1984-01 and can be used as a regular container, even though thoroughly not advised. SCP-1984-01 is an undetermined thick substance structurally similar to ██████. SCP-1984-01 has been observed without obvious displays of colour until the anomalous effect has been utilised appropriately.

Once SCP-1984-01 is extracted from it's counterpart, it will begin to exponentially expand regardless of the volume of substance that was taken out of SCP-1984-02 in one instance. As SCP-1984-01 comes into contact with any surface substantially warmer than itself, SCP-1984-01 will mutate and completely consume the physical matter of the surface. SCP-1984-01 will then begin to immerse the surface indefinitely, until cell activity is forcefully ceased via temperature control or the surface is completely engrossed in the substance. Once the surface is engrossed, SCP-1984-01 will begin to [DATA EXPUNGED] until all traces of the surface have been removed. Ceasing cell activity has proven only successful by controlling the temperature of the environment. The substance will become structurally stable and immobile while at a temperature of █ degrees kelvin. SCP-1984 appears to be indestructible and can only be halted in this manner. A considerable amount of tests have been performed involving SCP-1984-01 to develop our understanding of how it functions. (See: Test Log)

Test Log initiated using SCP-1984:

Specimen: D-1984-1
Description of Human Specimen: Muscular build with a height of approximately six feet
Volume of SCP-1984-01: 5ml
Result: SCP-1984-01 began to rapidly grow and expand as soon as contact was made with the human specimen. Expansion seems to accelerate when in the vicinity of it's counterpart. The substance reached the shoulder of D-1984-1 before being frozen at █ degrees kelvin as instructed by staff. The substance was stabilized and cell mobility ceased as coupled with the termination of D-1984-1. The substance was initially placed at the feet of the human specimen before progressing upwards at an incredibly rate.
Notes: "I'm estimating that the substance can immerse a human being who is six feet tall in eight seconds. This needs to be contained by any means necessary." - Dr. ██████