SCP Megatopic - oh wow i havent seen this in a while

[LawtyLawt]

Do they send banish SCPs to the moon too?

Oh you and your pony references.

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[LegendZ]

What sort of crappy browsers do you guys use?

Chrome.

The forget?! Link to experiment NOW.

THE FUUUUUCK.

Sorry guys, can't find it. But I do remember reading about it, and yes, it is legit. It came back from the sun, after which it was just recontained.

[Port]

Chrome.

Let me guess. 372 MB RAM?

[LegendZ]

Let me guess. 372 MB RAM?

3008 MB RAM, according to dxdiag.

Found it lol.

[Demian]

Joke articles aren't canon.

[LegendZ]

Joke articles aren't canon.

True, but still. 682 cannot be killed. Only exception is 150 instances of 173 at once.

[Superbot]

Bonus: My tab bar:

me too

[Port]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j

[Superbot]

the best scp ever

██. ███████: Hi.

SCP-1234-J: [DATA EXPUNGED]

██. ███████: Ok.

IM GONA P33 MYSELFS THIS IS SO SCERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Superbot]

04/15/12 - WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. SCP-993 CONTAINMENT BREACHED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

oh no

[Port]

oh my god lol

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-727-j

the sun sure is dangerous

[Superbot]

oh my god lol

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-727-j

the sun sure is dangerous

jesus loving christ

[LawtyLawt]

oh my god lol

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-727-j

the sun sure is dangerous

Keep that stuff away from me.

[LegendZ]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j

Item #: SCP-3-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a Chili-lined containment chamber located in bamk, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Engineers armed with jewelry.

In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins destroying its head, Dr. Alto Clef is to kill SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''My Little Pony'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-3-J is a deadly wolf. Like most members of its species, it is able to kill Hank, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Chili each day.

SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with heirs, which causes it to turn into death. Whenever this happens, all dogs within a 6 kilometer radius will begin to fight uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Nicki Minaj. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in Normandy where the Wolverines were using it in order to take over the world. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''My Little Pony'') was able to recover the object with only 22 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 3-1

Dr. Mikail: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Mikail, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to fire. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Ammon?
Dr. Ammon: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Mikail: Excellent! I am now introducing the fire to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Ammon: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Mikail: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE LEG! IT'S GOT MINE LEG! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

[Port]

Item #: SCP-7-J

Object Class: Invisible

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a spaghetti-lined containment chamber located in Your Face, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 253624 Rapist armed with water.

In the event that SCP-7-J ever begins forget its hand, Dr. House is to hurp SCP-7-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force gamma-7 (''ugly'') is to be dispatched to SCP-7-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-7-J is a ugly goat. Like most members of its species, it is able to raping cake, and regularly eats twice its own weight in spaghetti each day.

SCP-7-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with what, which causes it to turn into nein. Whenever this happens, all WHY within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to durp uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Nikola Tesla. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-7-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-7-J was first located in Germany where the dunno were using it in order to die. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force gamma-7 (''ugly'') was able to recover the object with only 1 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 7-1

Dr. Talking-To-Myself: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Talking-To-Myself, and I am about to test SCP-7's reaction to cake. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Talking-To-Myself?
Dr. Talking-To-Myself: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Talking-To-Myself: Excellent! I am now introducing the cake to 7... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Talking-To-Myself: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Talking-To-Myself: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE snake! IT'S GOT MINE snake! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG