Oh my God help I'm scared

[Siren]

My friend can take his sock off and scratch his foot while asleep, I guess unbuttoning and unzipping is a little more extreme but its plausible.

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[Jacob 123456789]

Don't yell ;-;

is it me or do all furries use this emoticon?

[Tokthree]

is it me or do all furries use this emoticon?

You make it seem like nobody else uses it

[Jacob 123456789]

You make it seem like nobody else uses it

I hardly see it

[Frontrox]

is it me or do all furries use this emoticon?

They use :3 a lot

[Tokthree]

I hardly see it

You don't go on many sites then

[plad101]

I hardly see it

i use it when talking to Frontrox becuase i want to.

[dorkdotdan]

I totally thought of this

[Thorax]

Perhaps your parents decided to get you out of you sleep clothes and started with your pants. Then they realized you had a boner and it was all sorts of awkward, so they absconded.

Or maybe you just didn't have the button on very well and it came loose while you were sleeping. Any shifts in your sleep could have slowly unzipped your pants a little at a time until they were fully unzipped. Then you got morning wood.

Or the most likely explanation is that you were so tired, you didn't realize you were taking off your pants and fell asleep right before you were planning on taking them off. Then you got morning wood.



I'm a pretty restless sleep and tend to twist and turn a lot in my sleep. If I go to sleep with socks on, they'll be off when I wake up. I'll also find that I've twisted my pants or shirt tight against my body because I was rolling too much. I've even woken up with my shirt around just one of my arms because I slid down in my bed the friction pulled it over my head and arm.

[Frontrox]

That's why I sleep in my underwear ;)

[plad101]

That's why I sleep in my underwear ;)

:O you too!?

[Thorax]

:O you too!?

A lot of people do.


I generally wear a shirt and shorts/pants (depending on temp) to bed because that's what I've always done and it feels more natural IMO. Cold weather does that to a man.

[Timezbrick]

Some one else that also lives in your house had love with you.

[Isaac Fox]

I wanted to post a Herbert the Pervert meme, but I'm typing this on my 3DS.

A lot of people do.


I generally wear a shirt and shorts/pants (depending on temp) to bed because that's what I've always done and it feels more natural IMO. Cold weather does that to a man.

I always sleep in shorts and a vest. Never too hot, never too cold.

[A GUY]

My lack of focus caused me to only read this:

bed friction

Then you got morning wood.