it's neither lol
It's actually Windows XP, because unlike most linux distros I have, it actually recognizes that I only have one monitor plugged in. It's an issue with the card giving an invalid EDID from the DVI port, but I can live with it.
Wtf is "Mein USB"
my USB drive, of course
although I've been contemplating calling it "Anne Frank" instead because it always seems to disappear