Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!  (Read 70939 times)

Alright.  I want to run off and go kill some stuff with lightning.
Due to your unrelenting rage, you run off unprecedented. You run towards the green lush countryside and there you grieve loudly for your sister.
*plotpoint*
As you cry a bitter cry, you hear a woman's voice. Who could it be? As you follow the voice you see a woman being chased by a zombie.
What shall you do?

Shoot the woman.  The zombie is obviously starving to death and needs a meal.

Shoot the woman.  The zombie is obviously starving to death and needs a meal.
Really? are you sure?

Meh.  Shoot the zombie.  But do it good.  Try and release a hidden ability

Meh.  Shoot the zombie.  But do it good.  Try and release a hidden ability
Rolled a 20

You draw back your bow, and with intense, fiery hate for the head of the current presiding house, release it. No sooner than the bow was drawn back did you feel that time itself has slowed down, except for you. You feel as if your senses are all heightened. You take this opportunity to put another arrow in your bow. No sooner than your next arrow was loaded, you notice your arrow, glows bright Orange. Not minding this you release the bright orange arrow. Time quickly returns to it's normal pace and the zombie's chest has been punctured by the arrow. The intense power in this one shot causes it to fly back, and be attached to a tree.

The bright orange arrow, as it nears your nearly motionless target, grows brighter and brighter. as it hits the zombie (Not fully impaling it) the bright orange arrow, vaporizes and enters your victim's body. The bright orange arrow acted as a blood thinner, and due to this the zombie bled out, until dead.

 
This takes a lot out of you as you promptly faint in the fields. The last words you hear are "Thank you for saving me... Are you okay...?". You then wake up in an inn, the woman tending to you. there you note that the woman is elvish, and she's the fairest elvish maiden you have ever seen.
What shall you do?
« Last Edit: March 23, 2012, 12:04:59 PM by LawtyLawt »

What shall you do?

Thanks goodness I didn't kill her.  I like me some fair elvish maiden.

Ask where I am.

But I want to be pondering what I did that made the special move work.  I want to get it so I can do it on command like my lightning arrows.

Ask where I am.

But I want to be pondering what I did that made the special move work.  I want to get it so I can do it on command like my lightning arrows.
The nameless elvish maiden says: "You passed out near the green forest after saving me, your friends found you and helped me carry you here at this inn." She aso adds in a sweet voice "...The field got you dirty so I dressed you myself." She smiles and you feel as if you are wearing a different undergarment. You are essentially naked (Save for your undergarments) and you are in are in a room with the most beautiful elvish maiden you've seen, alone.

Perhaps your anger made that feat possible (is it considered a feat?).
What shall you do?

If I master it and can use it on command, then it is a feat.  So lightning arrow is a feat, but blood glow arrow isn't yet.  I will add lightning arrow to feats in a bit.

I love being surrounded by fair elvish maidens.  I want them all to go crazy with me lol jk

You bid the maiden goodbye in order to master it. However the elvish maiden shall not let you leave for if you die, the blood will be on her head, plus she wont give you back your clothes, lest you promise not to do the technique again.
What shall you(r friends) do?
Refilling my sugar bowl.
Back.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2012, 12:36:07 AM by LawtyLawt »

love.

Then while she is in ecstasy, grab my clothes and sneak out.  But promise that I'll be back

love.

Then while she is in ecstasy, grab my clothes and sneak out.  But promise that I'll be back
>"You can't possibly charm a woman your luck is gonna die now!"
>*Rolls a 20*
>"...Okay..."

Wait, wait.
Give me a moment. You do realize I have to describe every single thing that happens? This will turn into an Ero fapthread immediately.


Lol it must be done
You have no one to blame but yourself.
Okay let me begin.

You Kolkoli the prince of house dravaak, suddenly out of plans, you stand up and kiss her. You deepen your kiss as you feel her soft tongue pressed against yours. You caress her proportionate belly. You take your fingers lower, as you feel that she herself is enjoying this as her tongue gets more fluid with it's motion. as you reach hre temple of pleasure she quickly draws herself away from the kiss...

Her demure expression fades to a much more lewd expression. a combination of happiness, surprise, and docility. She unbuttons her dress, revealing two, gigantic mountains of fleshy pleasure. At the mere sight of this, Kolkoli's undergarments break, due to excitement. And from his hips, emerged a dark stallion as dark as the night itself, carrying with it Kolkoli's manliness. Kolkoli drives the rod of power in between the fair mountains of the elvish maiden. She being the kindhearted, but rather perverted elf she is, grabs both the mountains and begins to shake them rapidly. After a good 10 minutes of a staggering amount of stamina, she begins to consume the rod (whilst between the fair mountains) and drives it into her soft mouth. After another 5 minutes Kolkoli breaks, and releases the sweet white honey of the dark elves. She promptly lies down, motioning at the temple of pleasure...

The maiden whose temple of pleasure was intruded upon by fingers, now has he mighty Dark stallion of Kolkoli. Kolkoli, Despite not knowing anything about making love, thrusts steadily, and strongly, as if experienced. But in truth the love for this woman was the driving force of Kolkoli, to create such mighty insertions. You take note of her expression, and you lick her face to comfort her.You then proceed to thrust your tongue deep in her mouth, and you satisfy her more. When climax was upon you, she changed the position so that she was on the top. The Elvish maid bounced with an expression of happiness in her face. She was longing for this, and Kolkoli gave it to her like no other... When Kolkoli feels that the climax is near, Kolkoli hugs her, while sucking on her left mountain of pleasure. At last it came, Kolkoli pulled out before he could shoot, and he shot it upwards like an eagle. She obviously wanted more, but you had to leave...

"I love you, what is your name?" Kolkoli finally blurts out.
The Elvish maiden responds "I am Hentath, love~". Kolkoli, bids her farewell, hugs her yet again and takes his leave.

As you leave you promise that you shall return the favor, she smiles back at you saying she'll expect it. As you walk out, you see all your party members there standing, with looks of awe in their faces.
What shall you do?

Background music that inspired me for this glorious fapsterpiece
« Last Edit: March 23, 2012, 12:05:20 PM by LawtyLawt »

Lol ok so I escape right?

Lol ok so I escape right?
Indeed.
what shall you do?
(Was my description erotic or what?)
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