Alyx Vance: COUNTRY PRIDE

[ultimamax]

I don't care about being a "country boy", it's just that he inserts himself in every conversation. It's all about him and his rough life catching pigs and throwing tractors or something.

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[FadedGlory]

i'm done arguing with him, I cannot get through to the hillbilly redneck country boy rotten teeth farmer.

Dont make those jokes you chode. That heavily offends me.

No, probably filled with dirt nasty rotten teeth and all your smelly marijuana breath that you smoke.

I think he apparently did alcohol not weed.

Lol wow.
Lemme guess how it went:
OGM U GAIZ R SO MEEN I M GOIN 2 KILL MYSELV!

dont be a douch even if ppl are doing it just for attention they most likely need it to survive.

I don't care about being a "country boy", it's just that he inserts himself in every conversation. It's all about him and his rough life catching pigs and throwing tractors or something.

& DrinkIN that budweiser!

Eus is kind of a aut14 cunt though.

[Alyx Vance]

Dont make those jokes you chode. That heavily offends me.
I think he apparently did alcohol not weed.dont be a douch even if ppl are doing it just for attention they most likely need it to survive. & DrinkIN that budweiser!

Eus is kind of a aut14 cunt though.

I only drank once case closed on that. Never done weed.... That stuff may smell good but I'm pretty sure it taste bad.

[Eussorus]

Dont make those jokes you chode. That heavily offends me.

Sorry, i was on my period yesterday.
and chode?, isn't that what friends call people in real life?

I think he apparently did alcohol not weed.

hhaahah, he still had bad breath.

[Kniaz]

That stuff may smell good

What? It smells pretty blech.

Tastes good, though.

[IkeTheGeneric]

and chode?, isn't that what friends call people in real life?

I don't know, do you?

[Frontrox]

and chode?, isn't that what friends call people in real life?

Do you not know what a 'chode' is?

[Kilser]

What? It smells pretty blech.

Tastes good, though.

I like the smell.
And taste.
But, alyx. Idk, I disliked you at first. Now I mostly am joking when I forget around with you lol.

[Kniaz]

I like the smell.

Mm... True... I actually don't mind it all that much o.x

[ATKitton.]

People who are southern and have way too much pride over it and try their hardest to act like it...
remind me of white kids who try to act black. And black kids who try to act white.
Its really loving annoying.

[HellHound]

Today in school I made fun of rednecks.
1: tribal forgetasses
2: Can... You... Understand... Me..? (Apparently people from the north part of the US talk way too fast)
3: Those large guns must make up for a smaller part on their body.
4: It seems like people from the south love swearing
5: The accent oh my god.
6: Beer and guns are their favorite sport

[Nobot]

3: Those large guns must make up for a smaller part on their body.

pffthahaha

[Kearn]

you are yet another stereotyping child, stop

[Alyx Vance]

Dude for real the only thing I'm not liking with the way people make fun of me is the fact they actually believe stereotypes.

Today in school I made fun of rednecks.
1: tribal forgetasses
2: Can... You... Understand... Me..? (Apparently people from the north part of the US talk way too fast)
3: Those large guns must make up for a smaller part on their body.
4: It seems like people from the south love swearing
5: The accent oh my god.
6: Beer and guns are their favorite sport

1. I can't argue with it
2. Actually I can, if I can understand the city people who moved down here I can understand you.
3. Lies
4. Well we do, no lie
5. Good don't listen to us, you think we like yours?
6. NASCAR, Basketball, Shooting, and Fishing are our sports.
Drinking is just a way to make your wife look pretty.

[Frontrox]

5. Good don't listen to us, you think we like yours?

What's wrong with our accent?