!BREAKING NEWS!
This morning of sunday, Prime Minister Winfrey Mountainchapel, committed Self Delete during a press-con on the new "Dopamine collar" superweapon. Here is our exclusive stock footage!
Press: Mr. Prime Minister, what do you say about our new "Dop-
PM: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR QUESTIONS! *Breaks down in tears*
P: But Mr. Pri-
PM: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHHHHHHHHHHHH, SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
P: Mr. Prime Minister, this is wholly unpr-
PM: I'LL SHOW YOU UNPROFESSIONAL! *Pulls out Glock*
P: DUCK DOWN! THE PRIME MINISTER HAS GONE BALLISTIC!
PM: THIS IS NOT FOR YOU! THIS IS MY MEDICINE! *Puts gun in mouth and shoots himself*
The nation mourns for the death of it's president, who died at a ripe age of 58.