Lockdown at school today...while I was in the bathroom.

[SlayerZ99]

Id murder him

[Ad Bot]

[MegaScientifical]

Is your avatar from that dating game?

Facade isn't a dating game, that passed by 10 years.

[SlayerZ99]

Facade isn't a dating game, that passed by 10 years.

GAH
 It was the thing I was thinking of

but yea its not a dating game. But I recognized that face.

[Alyx Vance]

Facade isn't a dating game, that passed by 10 years.

Facades fun

[MegaScientifical]

I mean in the game they said they had been married like 10 years. They're 10 years past dating, over 10 if you include being with each other.

[SlayerZ99]

I mean in the game they said they had been married like 10 years. They're 10 years past dating, over 10 if you include being with each other.

married  counseling

[Neon]

class orgy?

"Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY ASS".

[Mardalf]

In most cases, there would be snipers stationed outside of the school.
The kids would be shot dead.
As opposed to being shot alive, you know.

where the hell do you go to school?

[Darkness ZXW]

if the intruder has a gun

I would stay pooping in the bathroom

Its not right to shoot a pooping man

sigging

[Mr Man]

>In lockdown
>Everybody is quiet
>suddenly, people start talking
>talking goes on for minutes on end
>Teacher in charge of drill comes in and says "you are all dead"
>I'm kinda pissed.

Because one gunshot will kill 30+ kids. Also, at previous schools I've been to, the teachers always pick the worst hiding spots. If you (like me usually) were unlucky enough to not be one of the first ones in the spot, you could be seen a mile away.

[LOL :D]

Last time our school had a lockdown, we were in Science about to take a test. The teacher said that we should grab the shark mouth fossil she had and strange the burglar with it. When someone came in, we almost killed the assistant principal.
-_- that was a day of failure

[Volko]

Last time our school had a lockdown, we were in Science about to take a test. The teacher said that we should grab the shark mouth fossil she had and strange the burglar with it. When someone came in, we almost killed the assistant principal.
-_- that was a day of failure

what the forget lol

we were in lockdown once for 3 hours plus an extra 2 after school because a man hit the vp

a girl fell asleep under a desk and most people were doing their own thing but word has it that a kid stroked off on her hair while she was asleep

loving what for days

[Lil D]

We've had 3 bomb threats each 9 weeks this year.

Waiting on 4th 9 weeks one.

[Arcturus]

one time when I was in 1st or 2nd grade my school went into lockdown because some man came on the school campus with a shotgun. the loving idiot teacher thought it would be just fine to play a loving movie. the office called down to all the classes asking to turn off all tv's and lights 'n all that crap. didn't understand what the forget was happening at the time until I asked one of the yard duty teachers who entered the classroom.

crazy stuff mang


edit: can't type for stuff on the iPod

[Clone v.117]

If there were intruders with guns you would have been the first to die.
Thank the nine that you continue to live, mortal.