Near Death Experiences

[RaR]

I was walking across the street and i didnt see a car, but there was and i almost got hit :p

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[comedy101experiments]

Lots of edits on my previous post.

[NEkram]

i nearly died

[comedy101experiments]

I nearly died.

[Eussorus]

Lots of edits on my previous post.

What?

[plad101]

one kid tried to drown me cause he thought i was pants-ing him. really? i did pants in him in the end to save my life. XD

[comedy101experiments]

What?

This:

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[Legodude77]

I was kayaking when my kayak flipped over by a log sticking out of the water and the kayak was on me and I bumped my back on the log almost knocking my breath out, I still managed to get to the surface.

[Xalos]

Is it bad that nothing bad has happened to me?

Does your name happen to be Teela Brown, by any chance? :|

[patton360]

i got hit by a golf ball last year.
it was insane.

also had a concussion from blowing the stuff out of this kid in state title game. saved the winning touchdown so i was ok with it

[Mraccstudios]

I feel like I had a few, I couldn't swim way back when I lived like, five blocks away from the beach (Yeah, I know, brilliant), and I nearly drowned a few times.

"vacuuming"
Are you sure you weren't, by any chance, sucking on it?

[Electrk]

i got hit by a golf ball last year.
it was insane.

also had a concussion from blowing the stuff out of this kid in state title game. saved the winning touchdown so i was ok with it

wat

[Lil Robot]

one time i was running down a path and tripped and my knees ripped open, there was a huge line of skin just on the path there after that :c

oh oh i almost died from a serious case of the flu..uhm..

OH and when that huge windstorm blew through, i walked out front and a tree flew over my head. it was scary :c

[Socky]

russian roulette

[(Fallen)]

I got really drunk and passed out but I was facedown and I puked. If I was face up I would have choked and died like a lot of people have