Author Topic: Cognitive Conundrum - Now with actual updates. Just come on in.  (Read 24641 times)

walk casually in


You stroll into the joint and are rather surprised by the emptiness. It's like, what, at least three thirty? Where's all the drunks? Well, you're slightly relieved as at the far table some poor chap has already descended into alcoholism. An extremely ripped gentleman tends the bar, Fletcher's his name. You've known Fletcher for a good few months, he's the guy who always puts the fights together. He never wears a shirt either, no one knows why. You also see your chum Tony sitting at the bar enjoying some sort of alcoholic beverage.

From now on, Fletcher's name is now Reginald


okay?

go to the guy way over the right and ask if hes drunk

Ask Fletcher how he got those very studly pecs

Engage in conversation with Tony.



ask the bartender if his brother has a cactus and sets up shop in caves

Talk to the NPC that we never gave a name to and who did nothing.

sit down and order a drink
toss your drink in tonys face and say "MAH brotherAAAAAAA HOW YOU DOIN"

Engage in conversation with Tony.


The bum at the back of the bar picks up all of his bottles but then trips over his own feet and falls face first onto the floor. Fletcher decides to pull out a bottle for himself, as well.

: Hey man, what's shaking?
: I thought you were running some drugs today.
: Nah, someone busted the cook I was staying with, couldn't get the drugs. Place is crawling with feds. Thank god I was at the store when they came in. They're sayin' we got us a rat.
: Any idea who squealed?
: Everyone's pointing fingers at everyone. A lot of people are saying it was me since I front by working for the newspaper, but I'd never run a story like that. Even running something remotely about drugs would get me capped.
: And I'd rather not come hunt down my main man.
: Yeah I'd rather you not either, you hard motherforgeter you. Boss wants to see me in a few days, wish me luck. So what about you, I thought you had a case you were working on, what brings you here?
: Just checkin' on all my bases, I guess. Any business happening later tonight?
: Fletcher's been having some talk about holding a fight tonight with some new guy in town, everyone's gonna be bettin' on whoever fights him. He sounds like a real chump. Maybe you could finally sign up?
: Eh, I'll have to piss off for now. I'll think about it.


What tingalz said

Then do the hit already

Fondly regard Fletcher's handlebar mustache

Fondly regard Fletcher's handlebar mustache
then
ask the bartender if his brother has a cactus and sets up shop in caves