King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[PurpleMetro]

I create 100 hills and claim them all for myself

My hills.

[Ad Bot]

[Tudoreleuu]

Suddenly tiberium infestation.
You die from TOXIC TIBERIUM.
I create 100 bases all with ion cannon control centers and 3 barracks, 5 war factories and 50000 turrets of all kinds and anti-space weapon shields, plus anti-missle missles. AND ALL OF THEM SHIELDED WITH THE UBER SHIELDS.

I then lock the code permanently so no one can ever do stuff with the code again.
EVER

My super impenetrable bases on hills.

[lilpappaknox]

DeleteFloor();

ReloadNewFloor();

My new hill.

[ThinkInvisible]

Code: [Select]

--BEGINNING altCodeEngine--
activating antiGodmod.txt
 >running [lockSneakAround]
 >running [insertNewCodeEngine]
  -identifying lock...
  -overwriting old code engine...
  -causing time paradox to validate past entries...
 >running [hillReset]
 >running [hillClaimAs] +ThinkInvisible
 >deleting [hillReset]
 >deleting [hillClaimAs]
My hill. The code is now unlocked because it is no longer the code.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

Code: [Select]

&e = HillEntity(0);
&b = HillDefenses();
&m = MotionTracker(1);

if(&m = name("Deoxys And One Noob"))
{
  &b = 0;
}
else
{
  &b = 1;
}
&b = "Deoxys And One Noob";

After typing that code, I heartily stab you in the face from behind and loot your body.

Then, I roll it down the hill, into the mess and pile of bodies from previous claimers.

My hill.

[Tudoreleuu]

Suddenly tiberium infestation.
You die from TOXIC TIBERIUM.
I create 100 bases all with ion cannon control centers and 3 barracks, 5 war factories and 50000 turrets of all kinds and anti-space weapon shields, plus anti-missle missles. AND ALL OF THEM SHIELDED WITH THE UBER SHIELDS.

I then lock the code permanently so no one can ever do stuff with the code again.
EVER

My super impenetrable bases on hills.

[ThinkInvisible]

>ERROR: You cannot lock the code. antiGodmod is in effect.

I send in my army of spies. Your shields are now sapped. I sneak into the control room and switch the kill hit.

My hill.

[Tudoreleuu]

>ERROR: You cannot lock the code. antiGodmod is in effect.

I send in my army of spies. Your shields are now sapped. I sneak into the control room and switch the kill hit.

My hill.

bitch please
you can have that hill

I've got 99 more
also I just made the 99 other bases I have spyproof and jammerproof and added cloak detection
njoy


I've got 99 hills and you don't own one

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I then destory the extra hills with the hill-destoryer and snap his neck.

My hill.

[ThinkInvisible]

I craft a crown and place it on my head.

I am now the king.

Of the hill.

My hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I take the crown and cave your head in with it tell you to get off the hill. You do.

My hill.

[Nonnel]

I push you off the hill.
My hill.

[Decepticon]

I get the United States army to take over your hill.
My hill.

[Tudoreleuu]

I push nonnel into the bumphole
and then slap decepticon with a tsar bomba
my charred hill

[carolcat]

i invite you off of the hill for a nice cup of tea and some freshly-baked cookies.
i drugged your tea and then murdered you while you were unconscious.

it is now my hill.