King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

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I shoot him with a giant laser located in Antarctica.
My hill.

I grab my suit in time to block the dinosaur's teeth and return from the portal. I then use my suit to blind you.
My hill.

I blow up the hill. Nobody lived, there is no hill anymore. Just a hole.
Now is king of the hole.
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I own the hole.

I throw a feral cat down the hole

My hole

I dump a dump truck full of toy dump trucks on you.
My hill

I direct an asteroid into the hill
Now is king of the crater


My crater

I dump a giant dump truck full of regular size dump trucks full of toy dump trucks full of dirt on your crater.
My dump truck hill.

Yeah well         .
My hill.


I dig into the hill with a motorized shovel.
Now is hole again. Let's keep it that way...
I own the hole

I send a planet to come crashing down on you. There is a hill, with no hole.

My hill.

I send a planet to come crashing down on you. There is a hill, with no hole.

My hill.
Goddammit Deoxys
I become the tentacle thief and steal the hill.
My hill.

I send a submarine up and kill you.
My seafood restaurant on a hill.

I buy your family owned restaurant
My new restaurant chain on many hills

I destory all the extra hills with my hill destroyer.

My hill.