King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Decepticon]

I take over the hill once again and build a small town between gigantic walls surrounding the hill with firebenders guarding it.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

I move the hill.
My hill.

[Linkusofepica]

I bulldoze the hill and build a water park where it used to be.

[Nonnel]

I buy the water park for a substantial amount of money.
My legally acquired water park on a hill.

[Linkusofepica]

I spend my money on a nuclear bomb and blow up the water park.

[Nonnel]

I spend my money on a nuclear bomb and blow up the water park.

Aha!
The check I used bounced!
You just blew up your own water park!
My hole in the ground.

[Decepticon]

I go to the next hill, build trenches around it and a minefield completely surrounding it, as well as barbed wire, the hill also becomes immovable, and I guard it with soldiers.

[HellHound]

You never mentioned it was YOUR hill!
Thanks for the fortified hill.
My fortified hill.

[Decepticon]

YOU never said you controlled the troops! The troops that are in the fortified hill storm it from the inside and take it back in name of their ruler.

My stronghold hill.

[ThinkInvisible]

I capture all control points and call in the bulldozers.

My plain hill.

[Decepticon]

I capture all control points and call in the bulldozers.

My plain hill.

What you didn't see above was that the hill was guarded by Anti-Bulldozer mines, so therefore your bulldozers would have been blown up.

Still my stronghold hill.

[ThinkInvisible]

What you didn't see above was that the hill was guarded by Anti-Bulldozer mines, so therefore your bulldozers would have been blown up.

Still my stronghold hill.

But the control points are still mine.
I activate the Anti Plothole Device to prevent further things being not seen.
I press the self-destruct button.

Nobody's crater.

[Decepticon]

Surviving troops run into the crater and make a pile of dirt and stick a flag into it

My crater.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I unleash a blast of ion energy and the hill is back to normal. I build a control point and capture it like a boss.

My hill.

[Nonnel]

I push you off the hill with a dog.
My hill.