King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Linkusofepica]

I am the captain of the guards of the hill and start a mutiny to take the dog.
My doge.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

You never officially claimed the hill.
My hill.

[Decepticon]

I come back with infantry and we rule the hill together again.

Our hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I drown you in Mountain Dew.

My hill

[Plethora]

I shoot you with a gun.

My hill.

[Linkusofepica]

I order my doge to attack you. Critical-hit, It's super effective. 1 hit K-O.

My gun.

[Decepticon]

I take the hill while no one's looking, and a sniper takes out your doge, and infantry execute you.

My hill.

[Linkusofepica]

I come back from the dead and rape the sniper in the ass.

His STD.

[Nonnel]

Decepticon dies of an STD and I take over the hill because he has no other family to care for it.
My hill. +My doge.

[Decepticon]

Decepticon dies of an STD and I take over the hill because he has no other family to care for it.
My hill. +My doge.

hah
the SNIPER died of an STD, not me.
I'm still alive and take over the hill, the citizens of the hill cheer for me and before the sniper dies of an STD, he shoots the doge again and it dies.

I rule my hill./My hill.

[Linkusofepica]

I call the aliens and tell them that the hill belongs to them.

Their hill.

[Decepticon]

I convince the aliens we're friends.

Our hill.

[Bester Bageler]

It snows and I use the snow to make a hill.

My hill!

[Decepticon]

I look over to Bester's weak hill and joins it with mine. Plus the aliens fly away.

Our hill.

[Plethora]

I put a landmine under your favorite chair.

My hill.