King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Slammer1337]

I asked to share the hill, but I lied and push you off.

My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

I threaten to blow up the world and you have to go to CONTROL headquarters.

KAOS' hill.

[ghost_man]

I use my EEVERTY TING PROOF SHEEELD and REELY REELY STRANG SORD against ur relly week fortress

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I asplode you.

My hill

[ResonKinetic]

I summon a giant turtle to eat you and defend me from attacks.

Me and my turtle's hill.

[Ticonderoga]

I take over 100 years slowly climbing to the top and taking nap breaks.
When I get there you have died from old age.
My Hill.

[ResonKinetic]

Having this knowledge, I inform my past self using my super cool psychic powers that I should time-jump into the future.

The past me does so and in effect removes the future me that sent the message to the past from existence at that point in time.

I then proceed to kick Ticonderoga's 117 year old ass.

My hill.

[Redconer]

I am behind you

Try to find me

[Nonnel]

I'm behind you and I kill you both.

My hill.

[ResonKinetic]

Substitution technique!

I drop onto you from above and break your spine!

My hill.

[Nonnel]

While laying on the ground, I whip you to death with most of my spine.

My hill.

[Ceist]

my hill

[Electrk]

It's just mine

[dr_pepper]

I'm There
^{MA HILL}

[Alyx Vance]

*insert something creative*
Mine