Author Topic: King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE  (Read 89037 times)

But seriously, it's my hill.


Ladies, please.

It's obviously my hill.


I suffocate you with a suitcase

My hill

I suffocate you with a shrekcase.

My hill.

No, shrek is old.


my hill

You're not of legal age, therefore you cannot legally be in possession of land. The authorities put you under house arrest.

My hill.

I place a hill on top of your hill.

My hill.

I pee on you.
My hill.

You kept busting your balls therefore your aim sucks

You had died of ball bust

My hill

I travel back through time.


Waves of changing time appear - not detectable at first, but slowly building in speed and change. Alternate universes flash before your eyes as reality is shoved in ten different directions at once. A blinding light begins to build as your now-alternate reality is erased.


Then everything resolves and you are gone and I am on the hill.
My hill.

Little did you know that I had the ability to time travel at will.

I follow your time-trail and stab you in the back.

My hill.

I pee on the hill to let all the other dogs know that it's

MY HILL.

It rains and cleans it up. I then put my flag down.





My hill