King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[shinyarceus4]

I play a piano solo so emotional that you commit Self Delete.

My hill.

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[Deoxys And One Noob]

I whack you with a golf club and break your piano.

My hill.

EDIT: Edited OP.

[Renekar]

i whack you with a drive club and eat your broken piano
my hill

oh and i have magical groceries that kill anyone nearby

[Decepticon]

I place a Wal-mart nearby, and it puts all of the groceries out of business so I buy the hill.

[AromaniaFTW]

north korea bombs your walmart only destroying half of the store
well stuff

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I clean up the Wal-Mart and pull out a flamethrower.

*THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN*

My hill.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

I eat a crayon, and throw up on the hill.

My hill.

[Redconer]

I eat you (Not grilled cheese :c)

My hill

[Nonnel]

uh

i push the girl off the hill and she explodes

My hill..?

[Dre5567]

I say hi to nonnel, build hills for all the forumers.
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[Redconer]

I rip you in half
/My hill

[Cybertails1998]

I forget you up

My hill

[blazerblock2]

You forgeted up.

My hill.

[ResonKinetic]

I performed multiple loveual acts at the pleasure of the grounds keeper of the hill, therefore procuring the deed to the hill.

Legitimately, my hill.

[I-have-not]

I rip up the contracts that say you own the hill. I then write my own out of a diamond slab. I then go over to the grounds keeper of the hill and tell him you died and that he must sign the new deed to me. He doesn't believe you died, so I forget the whole deal.

-30 years later-

I go back in time with my self-designed time machine and tell him that I come from the future, and that if he doesn't sign the diamond slab, I'd kill his children in the future. He signs it.

My
Hill.