King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Conan]

I kick the bitch into the ditch

My piece of flat land.

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[Watcher In The Myst]

I use my powers to create a hill that cannot be damaged, destroyed, altered, or flattened. Neither can everything in a 100 mile radius, as long as it is terrain. I also create a forcefield so nobody can leave. The changing land throws Conan off the hill. I walk up. My hill.

[Conan]

You created the force field before throwing me off, so I'm still on the hill.

I strangle you and sit on your head

My hill

[LegendZ]

I make love to the hill. The hill threw you both off because it loves me.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I told it you cheated on it with a river delta.



My hill.

[LegendZ]

The hill still hates me. The hill ate me.

Your hill.

[Alyx Vance]

The hill is still my hill but I don't want a hill soo....




The next posters hill.

[Jokey365]

My hill.

[LegendZ]

You suddenly ceased to exist. I also chained the hill's mouth.

My hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I suffocate you with the hills dirt

My hill

[Conan]

I am the dirt.

I am the hill.

[slimabob]

I shovel ALL of the dirt off of the hill

My hi- oh wait... there isn't much of a hill anymore..

[Supersylox]

I give the hill new dirt, then I stand on it and stab anyone else nearby in the face

My hill

[Soulpelt]

I summon two red dragons and eat your head off. Then I sit on top of a golden throne that looks like a crown, with the two dragons beside me.

I WIN

My hill.

[LegendZ]

One dragon became allergic to dirt and left. The other followed because they are mates. I stab you in the chest, and leave you on the throne.

My hill.