King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Alyx Vance]

brother pa-lease! This is mah hill biatch!



My hill, and Koo-Laid

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[Deoxys And One Noob]

I show you your tomb and shove you in it.

I then send it on its way to the earths core.

My hill

[Duhman115]

I fart on the hill 



My (smelly) hill!

[Alyx Vance]

I spray hill-freshener on the hill then in your face.



My hill that smells good.

[Christopher P.]

I use my magical flute to call the hill gods, earthquakes proceed after, wreaking havoc. The hill then splits in 2, thus Alyx Vance falls down the middle, to who-knows-where, and the hill goes back together.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I come back up breaking the hill into a million pieces then murdering you whilst the hill rebuilds itself.




my hill

[LegendZ]

I buy the land around the hill for minimal price, then I sell the deed to you, however, you have been swindled by allowing me to let you pay me 3x the normal price for the deed. I shall amass my army when I want to take hill. Legally. But for now

Alyx Vance's hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I have lawyers so I get it all back and you go to prison for the next 10 post.



My hill.

[LegendZ]

I break out of MY prison which I bought before landing in it. Now all the inmates storm your place. But instead of unduly violence, we set up a huge courtroom.

OBJECTION!

My hill.

[Xalos]

I hire Phoenix Wright and sue LegendZ for possession of the hill because he stole it from LegendZ.
After winning the case, LegendZ now has his rightful claim.

[Electrk]

It's now my hill because I say it is.

My hill.

[LegendZ]

elctk pls


My hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I litteraly destory your neck, and watch your head tumble down.

My hill

[LOL :D]

Nukes hill

No hill.

[Katadeus]

Hills are goddamn stupid piles of dirt.