Author Topic: King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE (Read 89014 times)

Alex Man! · June 27, 2012, 03:12:12 AM

I bribe the kintharian fleet with bitches and hoes.
my kintharian fleet.
my hill.

King of the 50'th hill.

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Alyx Vance · June 27, 2012, 03:48:49 AM

I give you all the bitches/

My hill.

Alex Man! · June 27, 2012, 04:05:08 AM

The bitches have sweet love with me until i pass out
It was so hardcore that after 6 long hours.. I wake up, finding myself in a bathtub of ice.. also finding that my kidney was missing.
I also discovered that they also stole that entire barrel of crack i had in the corner. I should have hid that a little more. I'm looking at the hill outside of the bathroom window next to the bathtub full of ice I am currently in, and they are running towards you with crack and blood running down their noses. Oh god they are stabbing you- oh god this is terrible

The bitch army's hill.

Deoxys And One Noob · June 27, 2012, 12:42:59 PM

I throw the 50 pages of King Of The Hill at you and your army.

You all die.

My hill.

50 pages of killing and crap, and just about anything!

Alyx Vance · June 27, 2012, 04:37:38 PM

I kill you OP!

My thread! My hill! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA

Duhman115 · June 27, 2012, 07:11:45 PM

MAJICK!

My hill.

suddz attakz · June 27, 2012, 07:31:16 PM

I make my own hill and place weapons of mass destruction around it.

forget Alyx and group.
MY hill.

Christopher P. · June 27, 2012, 11:03:20 PM

I teleport behind you and backstab you.

My hill.

Alyx Vance · June 27, 2012, 11:05:00 PM

I walk up behind you and back stab you.

My hill.

xxxxkill · June 27, 2012, 11:19:04 PM

The Kintharian fleet decides Alex has not bribed them with enough bitches and hos, and blows up the people on the hill at my command.

My hill.

Alyx Vance · June 27, 2012, 11:24:28 PM

I bribe with MORE bitches and hoes along with fast cars and lots of money.

My hill.

xxxxkill · June 27, 2012, 11:25:58 PM

They disregard the bribes, as the majority of them have wives and kids, and also they have space ships so really having fast cars is redundant.
Oh yeah they also laser you to death.

Mine.

Alyx Vance · June 27, 2012, 11:26:53 PM

I speak to you in my Forest Gump accent voice and ear rape you to death.
(And yes I do kind of sound like him at times)

My hill.

Pitbull · June 28, 2012, 07:42:25 PM

I yell at you like R. Lee Ermy. My hill.

Alyx Vance · June 29, 2012, 02:56:21 AM

I throw KFC and your avatar goes after it.
You run after avatar

My hill