Author Topic: King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE (Read 89236 times)

Alex Man! · July 01, 2012, 11:09:42 PM

I do matrix backflips while on a matrix unicycle to distract you, while my matrix teddy bear Mr. Cuddles suffocates you with his soft hands.
My matrix hill.

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GWT · July 01, 2012, 11:53:08 PM

I decide to Launch a tactical nuke TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING but then I just noticed that I blew up your hill so I rebuild it for you but then I find out I killed you so then I just took the hill.

My hill.

Alyx Vance · July 02, 2012, 01:27:21 AM

The matrix begins to act up from the corruption from war, killing anyone ontop of the hill at the time.

My (corrupted) matrix hill

Alex Man! · July 02, 2012, 05:06:45 AM

The matrix forgets it is running on windows 98, and tries to run Crysis on ultra settings.
The matrix explodes.

I walk up the hill and sit down on it. My hill.

Electrk · July 02, 2012, 05:11:12 AM

I have love with the hill and have hill babies.
It is now my hill and so are all my hill babies.

Alex Man! · July 02, 2012, 06:04:26 AM

I marry you for no reason and we expand our family.
OUR FAMILY HILLS.

Talent74 · July 03, 2012, 12:00:07 AM

I make you and your partner divorce, splitting the family and the hills die off.

My hill.

Alyx Vance · July 03, 2012, 03:34:53 AM

Quote from: Alex Man! on July 02, 2012, 05:06:45 AM

The matrix forgets it is running on windows 98, and tries to run Crysis on ultra settings.
The matrix explodes.

I walk up the hill and sit down on it. My hill.

Wait wait. The matrix exploded?
Wtf?
No Matrix than we are... Nothing.
The nothingness of nothing is so much nothing that it begins to collapse in and make a new world made of glass.

I walk up the hill and kill talent.

My hill.

Alex Man! · July 03, 2012, 06:47:37 PM

I throw the only box of Half-life 2 : Episode 3 infront of you.
You open it and it's Johny Test seasons 1 and 2. It's so bad you kill yourself.

My hill.

Alyx Vance · July 03, 2012, 07:04:13 PM

Bitch I'm a fox

I eat you.

My hill.

rambo1220 · July 03, 2012, 07:18:22 PM

Bitch im a nomnivore

I eat you

My hill.

Alex Man! · July 03, 2012, 07:46:40 PM

I am shot in the head by someone in the shadows..
You hear "HOT GIRLS WE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO, WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU. EXCEPT WE'RE HOT."

only terrible demons could make that noise
oh no

You mysteriously disappear, your body is never found.

Their hill.

Alex Man! · July 05, 2012, 02:30:41 AM

Alyx Vance · July 05, 2012, 02:32:49 AM

I walk up there and murder the demons.

My hill

Alex Man! · July 05, 2012, 05:47:13 AM

I run up the hill and tackle you
we both roll down the hill and crash into a crowd of steel chairs. While we are punching eachother in the face i feel around for a chair and grab one. I use the chair to beat you to death.

I manage to limp ontop of the hill.
My hill.