King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Alyx Vance]

Chainsaw to the ballsacks.



my hill.

[Ad Bot]

[ThinkInvisible]

I invert gravity, having sneakily dug another bunker in the hill and invented the technology. It involves magnets - that's really all there is to say on the matter. Everyone suddenly decides to try to be birds.

My hill.


NEXT POSTER: Consider that gravity is inverted. What will you be incapable of doing?

[Duhman115]

Ded.

My(Bloody) hill in witch I ATATATATATATATA a chunk out of and make a Minecraftworld out of the hollowed out hill. Witch I seal back up and live in, and artificially light my own world inside the hill, and put turrets on the outside.

[Alyx Vance]

You don't activate the turrets so I murder the turrets.
With my richard.



My hill

[Alex Man!]

I bop you in the kisser.
Oh then a random-ass dinosaur comes out of nowhere and attacks us both. He eats you and eats the lower half of my body.
My torso's hill.

[Duhman115]

Meanwhile I've been living inside the hill and making contracts with every poster to take control of the hill.

Officially Alex Man!'s hill while I just live in it.

[Alex Man!]

I rip up the contract.

My upper body swings into your home inside of the hill, and i RAPE YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU DIE.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I kick the box from under you making you fall on your face.
I then stomp your face in.





My hill!

[Alex Man!]

I go to the face doctor.
I get a new face.
I rub my poo on a chainsaw and kill you with it.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I rise back up and join together as one body once more and I choke you forcing you to commit Self Delete by chainsaw stab (c wut i did thar)





My hill.

[Alex Man!]

I stuff in a field and you don't notice. I block your view of it so you don't know it's a turd, and i try and make it look interesting.
I say "Woah, a 100 dollar bill!"
You run towards me.

I SHOVE YOUR FACE IN THE POO AND STAB YOU WITH MY POO SHANK

My hill.

[Broze]

I dump 50 pounds of fish on you.

My hill.

[auzman466]

I pull a chunk of dirt from the hill and claim it as mine.

My chunk of dirt.

[Moppy]

I pull a chunk of dirt from the hill and claim it as mine.

My chunk of dirt.

I punch you in the face and rip the dirt outa your hands.

MY DIRTY DIRT!

[auzman466]

I Fus Ro Dah you away from the dirt, only to see the dirt also flew away.
My empty land.