King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[ThinkInvisible]

Sneak attack for 15x damage!

My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Cool Boi]

Shovel claw for 99999 damage
My hole

[Alyx Vance]

Assault of my army. My hill

[Nonnel]

Your army kills you and joins me.
My hill.

[SWAT One]

I walk up the hill and build a hotel on the hill.

Anybody's hill.

[Gojira]

I bulldoze the hotel from the bottom, causing major structural damage, and a collapse.
My smashed hotel, bulldozer, and hill!

[Alyx Vance]

I hire mexicans to rebuild the hill.


Mine and Juans and Marcos and Consuilas and *insert more mexicans names* hill

[Jake White]

I hire Texans with guns and set 'em loose all over the hill.

They've started drilling for oil.

…Their hill?

[Nonnel]

I push those dirty lower north/central Americans off of the hill.

My hill.

[Linkusofepica]

I tumble down the hill and claim the flat ground for Texas.
Texas's flat ground.

[TheKid]

I tumble down the hill and claim the flat ground for Texas.
Texas's flat ground.

Aliens take over. I am the leader of the Aliens.
My hill.cowboys vs aliens

[Linkusofepica]

The people from Ground Zero Texas come.
Their hill.

[Alex Man!]

I throw a gay man next to them. They all swarm and beat him to death with spiked clubs.
My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I beat them to death with a 2x4



My hill

[Linkusofepica]

I build a cabin in the woods.
My surprisingly good movie