DAY Z MEGATHREAD - OP finally gets this mod.

[Feep]

Fun fact: its currently 20-25 degrees celcius and I'm wearing shorts and a tshirt...


Wierd how you can get a cold in dayz at 29 celcius...

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[Feep]

Have fun getting globally banned from DayZ.

its pretty hard to get banned if you have an ID spoofer, silly.

[MyNameIsYou]

Summer sale = bought CO

[uno_da_cat]

Summer sale = bought CO

This. I'm still setting up DayZ though.

[SeventhSandwich]

you clearly know nothing about this game.

Barns you can get: some stuffty shotgun, an enfield, or a CZ 550 (AKA the loudest gun in the game)
A firehouse in elektro on the other hand (which seventh is too pusillanimous individual to go into) can hold: ANY assault rifle, Snipers, Ghillie suits, GPS, Military Ammo, NVG's

You're a lot more likely to die on the way to the firehouse than to actually make the trip.

[Kira100000]

You're a lot more likely to die on the way to the firehouse than to actually make the trip.

you must suck because i do it all the time

[uno_da_cat]

Got it set up :P. Gonna take some time to learn how to play.

[Harm94]

Oh spawning with a makarov how I miss you.

[uno_da_cat]

Okay loving seriously. A zombie chased me for 15 minutes straight. I ran up hills, down hills, through forests, and everything. Just one zombie. I had no weapons so eventually I just gave up and let him eat me. That was loving gay. How can he just hold out and chase me for literally 15 loving minutes.

any tips to get away from these ass clowns?

[Kira100000]

Okay loving seriously. A zombie chased me for 15 minutes straight. I ran up hills, down hills, through forests, and everything. Just one zombie. I had no weapons so eventually I just gave up and let him eat me. That was loving gay. How can he just hold out and chase me for literally 15 loving minutes.

any tips to get away from these ass clowns?

abort and loving rejoin the server
the zombies disappear
not that hard

no one should ever complain about zombies chasing them, ever.

[uno_da_cat]

abort and loving rejoin the server
the zombies disappear
not that hard

no one should ever complain about zombies chasing them, ever.

That's silly. Why should I have to leave. I'm trying to enjoy a moderately realistic play.
I didn't lose anything so I wasn't bothered by death. Just the fact that he followed me without losing a damn foot for 15 minutes.
Still really lost on a lot of the controls too so that didn't help at all. I've got movement down for the most part. Figured out how to use items.

[Gear]

That's silly. Why should I have to leave. I'm trying to enjoy a moderately realistic play.
I didn't lose anything so I wasn't bothered by death. Just the fact that he followed me without losing a damn foot for 15 minutes.
Still really lost on a lot of the controls too so that didn't help at all. I've got movement down for the most part. Figured out how to use items.

DayZ is barely realistc and trying to play like that will get you killed pretty fast.
It poorly simulates survival and the zombies are loving ridicolous. The best thing you can do is go the UBER LEET GEAR and shoot other people until you get shot or forget to eat something.

Did you know that theres a glitch to refill your weapon magazines ? You can empty your clips up to a single round , leave the server , rejoin and the mag is completly filled again.

you must suck because i do it all the time

He didn't say that he dies there all the time. He states that the way to the fire house is a risk.

[uno_da_cat]

DayZ is barely realistc and trying to play like that will get you killed pretty fast.
It poorly simulates survival and the zombies are loving ridicolous. The best thing you can do is go the UBER LEET GEAR and shoot other people until you get shot or forget to eat something.

Did you know that theres a glitch to refill your weapon magazines ? You can empty your clips up to a single round , leave the server , rejoin and the mag is completly filled again.
He didn't say that he dies there all the time. He states that the way to the fire house is a risk.

I'm not sensing any bias here at all.

[Gear]

I'm not sensing any bias here at all.

It's all true.

Go and see yourself how good this Deathmatch Zombie RPG mod is.

[Messes]

You're totally wrong lol.

LMFAO oh my god

I'm sorry Seventh but you're so incredibly bad at this game. I really don't understand, you're clearly extremely new at this whole "DayZ" thing, yet you're acting like you know everything about it. Have fun finding anything worthwhile in a barn.

You're a lot more likely to die on the way to the firehouse than to actually make the trip.

It's really not that hard.

you must suck because i do it all the time

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It's all true.

Go and see yourself how good this Deathmatch Zombie RPG mod is.

DayZ is barely realistc and trying to play like that will get you killed pretty fast.
It poorly simulates survival and the zombies are loving ridicolous. The best thing you can do is go the UBER LEET GEAR and shoot other people until you get shot or forget to eat something.

Did you know that theres a glitch to refill your weapon magazines ? You can empty your clips up to a single round , leave the server , rejoin and the mag is completly filled again.
He didn't say that he dies there all the time. He states that the way to the fire house is a risk.

read as: I suck at DayZ