Guys I Need To Pass A Drug Test

[_Rave_]

Crap.  A couple of kids got caught smoking outside my school and one of them is ratting kids out.  I bought papers from him a little over a week ago.  The school is supposedly going to test all the kids that have had their names given out.

How do I pass a urine test?  Are there any good detox kits I can get?

Please help.  :c

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[_Rave_]

Oh and by the way my school has a zero-tolerance policy for drugs.  Immediate expulsion.

[Sami2ss]

you're loving handicapped. i don't even do drugs and even i know not to be as stupid as to buy from people in your school, no matter how bad you want it.

[comedy101experiments]

You took drugs?  If so, you're screwed, if not, you're fine.

[Extrude]

Ho ho ho hee hee hee.

Too bad for you OP, have a fun time.

[sir dooble]

When you did you last use?

[Flush535]

Doesn't it stay in you for like a month?

[Stick Man]

What do you mean by "papers"?

I'm not familiar with all the slang terms for drugs.

[TeslaCoil]

You're screwed. Stop smoking stupid stuff to get high and you'll live happily ever after

[Freeze]

maybe this will teach you NOT to do drugs?

[_Rave_]

When you did you last use?

I last smoked on 4/20.

And guys obviously in hindsight I see that I probably shouldn't have done it.  I need methods that work, please.

[Frontrox]

Drink lots of water, and run around the block a couple times.

[comedy101experiments]

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[BanishedLetters]

Pretend to be sick on the days they're testing kids?

Maybe?

[Mikeberg360]

Drink lots of water, and run around the block a couple times.

I think milk will be better than water.