Poll

Do you think this needs to improved in any way?

No, I find this very enjoyable.
Yes, there are some minor things (please post what).
Yes, there are some big problems (please post what).
I'm going to stop playing.

Author Topic: The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]  (Read 46820 times)

Go mermaid clubbing
You face the nearest enemy with your bat ready, waiting for it to strike. It holds your attention for a while and then you feel something smash into your side. You lose your balance for a few seconds before whipping around and throwing whatever it was off of you. You turn and see the other mermaid jumping straight for you and bring your bat up, smashing into her head. It smashes into the ground behind you and you walk over to it and bring your bat down onto it multiple times. Her face is screwed up in a grimace of pain, tears mixing with the blood seeping from her head wound. Her eyes lock with yours as her last breath leaves her. You bring your bat up to your shoulder and step back
Lol guis.

Anyway, if I can just reach out...and maybe...push off the remaining pirate off the dock. Then proceed to defend against remaining mermaid.
4 pirates are still left lol

You sprint towards the pirate on your piece of dock, sword raised and shield ready. You are forced to stop as a mermaid jumps onto t he dock in front of you.


I think I might get a new weapon just to piss you off
lol then you would just have to get rid of an old one


Also, I'm thinking of re-doing the rolling system for next round, currently its a 6 sided dice with  1-2 being good, 3-4 being ok, 5-6 being bad. If you guys have any ideas, please throw them out there like a hookers virginity.

Guys, the mermaids seem endless, so just kill the pirates and the mermaids will back off. 

In response to Gajin:

Maybe a ten sided dice.  1 being epic fail, 2-3 being fail  , 4-5 being a not very bad fail, 6-7 being a success, but not a way good success, 8-9 being an extra special success, and 10 being an epic  success, like you do everything even better than you originally posted

Maybe a ten sided dice.  1 being epic fail, 2-3 being fail  , 4-5 being a not very bad fail, 6-7 being a success, but not a way good success, 8-9 being an extra special success, and 10 being an epic  success, like you do everything even better than you originally posted
I don't want better-then-expected results though, or at least not overly so. That would be a problem if someone said something like "shoot at archer on wall", then it would have to do something special. I think maybe just increasing the amount of dice sides, because with too little sides it becomes a "do really well" or "do really bad" kind of thing, and thats not fair for you guys.

If you have any other ideas, throw them out there.

10 sided dice, but like this


1-2  - Epoch Fail
3-4  - Fail
5-6 - Eh Neutral
7-8 - Minor Success
9-10 - Complete Success
« Last Edit: June 07, 2012, 04:29:34 PM by Mr. Jelly »

10 sided dice, but like this


1-2  - Epoch Fail
3-4  - Fail
5-6 - Eh
7-8 - Minor Success
9-10 - Complete Success

That makes it easier to fail

By "eh", I meant neutral :p

what the difference between epic fail and fail and minor success and complete success?

Uh

well


you see...



Hell if I know :s

Regret the killing and have a very long and thought-out speech of remorse
then kill another mermaid and repeat the process

SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT JESUS CHRIST CAN SOMEBODY HELP

SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT JESUS CHRIST CAN SOMEBODY HELP
specify specify specifyyyy

STRIKE.
AS IN STAB HAPPY GO.

THE ONE THAT'S TRYING TO KILL ME
AKA BOTH OF THE loving WHORES.
Kick the one in front of me in the face, shoot the other

Please rename this, I have to keep purposely avoiding this section because of it.

Waggle eyebrows suggestively at mermaid. If it reacts with hostility just cut its head off.


EDIT:
Please rename this, I have to keep purposely avoiding this section because of it.
The Game ended a few years ago in this forum.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2012, 09:58:02 PM by LegendZ »