League of Legends - Megathread

[Unwritten Calender]

bleh dont get runaan's on him

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[duckman1229]

Yeah, just experimenting with items.

[Cappytaino]

so uh
my teams never listen
and that's literally the reason i've lost every ranked i've played today

so here's an example

jax top feeds tryndamere (bronze 5 everybody), i'm going vi jungle, i start the game off well, 3 kills, 1 death, bot gives up 2 doubles to the enemy adc
our jinx: wtf vi you never gank
so i suggest they buy vision to avoid enemy ganks while i rotate down there
jinx: no wtf i dont have enough money to keep everything warded

meanwhile syndra is doing ok mid, i gank bot and pick up a kill but die because both jinx and morgana back out for no reason
jinx: haha you died you're stuff you suck
meanwhile i'm 6/3 and shes like 1/8 and i've pushed down 2 towers and she's done nothing and has 63 farm at 30 mins
jinx then goes on to say "how about you give the adc kills huh seems like a good idea
i try to explain to her that i take time out of my farming to gank her lane so she stops bitching, so she should be farming in the time that my ganks open up while caitlyn is dead

trynd pushes top all the way to the inhib before i kill him because jax is being a dumbstuff and dies to him like 4 times because he keeps getting baited into trynd ults

meanwhile jinx is loving screaming at me about how i suck and never gank bot and it's somehow my fault she's losing even though 7 of around 9 ganks at this point have been bot and i've practically been camping her lane and she's only losing because of her mechanics

then the rest of my team decides that the best thing to do when there are two fed people on the enemy team and only me fed on ours is to try a teamfight without me there. meanwhile i'm holding off a split push bot and trynd breaks off of the team fight to push the top inhib

at this point i'm really loving pissed and i say "guys they're gonna push 2 inhibs if you don't get back here"

you know what my team does
you know what they loving do
they chase a ziggs through his jungle all the way to his outer turret. all 4 of them. and they dont get the kill. and trynd gets our inhib and comes down bot to help cait push that tower down. they 2v1 me and i kill cait and almost kill trynd but his ult was up and at this point im like screaming at my team pinging for them to recall and they're like nope lets wander around in the jungle

so trynd pushes down both nexus towers with his minions and he kills the nexus in like 5 seconds while the other 4 people on my team are wandering around in the enemy jungle despite me like spam pinging to defend the nexus and spamming chat telling them to recall and defend

god i hate bronze because nobody loving listens and it's always your fault when someone else loses and i get matched with the stufftiest people. part of it has to be my fault for getting placed here but seriously wtf. i literally climb so loving slow because for every good team i get, i get 3 stuffty as forget teams and i can't carry that hard since i'm not that good, but i'm definitely better than these stuff-for-brains gibbons who dont know how to even take objectives or play the game and of the 3/4 of games where i get a stuff team, maybe 1/8 of those i can carry because eventually people realize they need to listen to me if they want to know what to do and the other 7/8 of the time they dont listen to anybody but themselves and they just do whatever the hell they want while the other team pushes our loving base down. forget low elo

and whenever i queue with a friend of mine who's in silver 3 and we get matched vs silvers i consistently play better than when i get matched with these bronze v buffoons and people actually ward and push objectives in a coordinated manner and oh my god if i could play every game with people like that id have a much better time but i cant loving carry because i'm not strong enough mechanically to carry a 5 man team all by myself and ugh it just loving sucks i win 3 games then lose 2 and win 2 and lose 1 and it makes climbing so damn slow and agonizing

[Katadeus]

Play a role that you will failsafely be able to do well with and have a large impact on the game with.

[Flush535]

just bought my first runes c:

feels good

[Evar678]

Just so you know, nobody loving listens in any elo. They only slowly start to (appear) to have more general knowledge of the game, but still have relatively stuffty mechanics, still rage, still dc, still troll, still afk, still whatever.

Even as high as plat or diamond, its the same stuff. Its just, up there, people know what they're doing, so it doesnt seem as extreme.

[keesfani]

[Flush535]

yay :D

[Katadeus]

Hey, same as me!

EDIT: Lol, just played a ranked game with a couple of trolls
Avoid SKT Imp and Yo0na

In that game I had basically the best thresh mechanics I've ever had, and it just didn't matter

[Cappytaino]

Play a role that you will failsafely be able to do well with and have a large impact on the game with.

i figured out that i make the biggest impact as a support but the only problem is that sometimes, the adc's i get are so wildly inconsistent. sometimes i'll get a good adc that follows up when i engage (as leona) and sometimes i'll get adc's that never go in and want to stay back and farm. sometimes i literally have to spoon feed kills into their mouth if i want them to get fed and do anything. the problem with supporting is that there's the saying "i'll carry you so you can carry me," which is partly true because supports do all the dirty work in the lane early game from my experience, but sometimes you get an adc that isn't willing to carry/not aggressive enough and then you cant have much of an impact on the game because your impact channels through the adc in most cases,

[Chrono]

i figured out that i make the biggest impact as a support but the only problem is that sometimes, the adc's i get are so wildly inconsistent. sometimes i'll get a good adc that follows up when i engage (as leona) and sometimes i'll get adc's that never go in and want to stay back and farm. sometimes i literally have to spoon feed kills into their mouth if i want them to get fed and do anything. the problem with supporting is that there's the saying "i'll carry you so you can carry me," which is partly true because supports do all the dirty work in the lane early game from my experience, but sometimes you get an adc that isn't willing to carry/not aggressive enough and then you cant have much of an impact on the game because your impact channels through the adc in most cases,

Yeah the easiest way to carry is support (sadly, the role is not easy to master).
The issue is that you still need an adc that knows how to right click properly. The problem with playing any other role is that you still need an adc that knows how to right click properly, and also a support to make sure they're allowed to right click properly. A lot of people playing support are bad at supporting.

[Victor Von Doom]

You know, I've been attempting to learn Shaco recently, I don't know what the forget i'm doing wrong, but i'm doing SOMETHING wrong.
(also the climb from bronze V is real)















I want to believe hte problem rests in there somewhere, my general build is Wriggle's then a statikk, a vamp scepter, IE, BOTRK, GA and Zerks somewhere in there.

If it's not anywhere there then its just me playing him wrong.

[Doomonkey]

Umm, I might be wrong, but I think people typically build some or all AP on Shaco.

[Victor Von Doom]

Umm, I might be wrong, but I think people typically build some or all AP on Shaco.

Theres AD shaco which I prefer over AP

Then theres AP shaco.


One has the capability of killing more than one person quickly which is AD

but Ap requires Cooldowns in most situations.

[phflack]

i figured out that i make the biggest impact as a support

karma let's you engage without putting yourself in a bad location if your adc chooses to farm
it's great because it's tons of damages with Q, and a constant poke
and if need be, you can root people and shield others away