Oh my loving god.
I played a game as Akali, was 5/0 and roamed, could 1v1 anyone and kill them easily while only losing maybe 1/2 health
sounds good right?
well our darius top and morg support decided to lane swap for some reason. Morg kept using tormented soil to push lane, letting nasus farm under his tower, and he ended up with 700 stacks and being tanky as forget. Darius support did nothing but flame our adc all game and cause him to tilt. Our Udyr never ganked and didn't even build properly (went full damage when 0/3) and basically, nobody did any damage except for me. Then, they start pushing inhibs down, I'm THE ONLY ONE who contests, the rest of my team is standing in fountain saying "GG" while I die by myself. forget bad teams.
tl;dr get a team where everyone feeds but me and nobody does jack stuff to contest any objectives except me, team stands in fountain while losing nexus saying "GG"