Fortune Cookie Randomizer ...In the bed. (Describes your future love life) ;]

[KoopaScooper]

Simplicity should be your theme in dress...in the bed.
sounds hot

[Ad Bot]

[BBOY]

You will reach the height of success in whatever you do...In the bed

[Max4344]

You are careful & systematic in your business arrangements in the bed.

[BBOY]

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains...In the bed

aw stuff louie

[packersfan682]

Treat everyone as a friend...in the bed.

[Nobot]

Treat everyone as a friend...in the bed.

friend zoned
LOL

[Stick Man]

You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life in the bed.

[BBOY]

To one who waits, a moment seems a year...In the bed


ogm so true

[Nobot]

You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life in the bed.

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OT: LOLOL

[KoopaScooper]

The great joy in life is doing what people say you cannot do...in the bed.
You will make a fortune with your friend...in the bed.

[BBOY]

A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you...In the bed

[Nobot]

some are the same, so use this website too: http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/

[Trymos]

Treat everyone as a friend in the bed.

[KoopaScooper]

It is better to be the hammer than the nail...in the bed.

[Xinakam]

The secret of staying young is good health and lying about your age in the bed.