Fortune Cookie Randomizer ...In the bed. (Describes your future love life) ;]

[BBOY]

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded in the bed.

*highfive*

[Ad Bot]

[Nobot]

*highfive*

[Sirherg1]

The great joy in life is doing what people say you cannot do in bed

[Man 2]

You will travel to many places in bed.

[FireFish]

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains in the bed.
Haha

[Port]

Site #1: You will make a fortune with your friend in the bed.
Site #2: Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together as they do in you in the bed.
Site #3: Don’t wait til the eulogy to tell someone you love them. Otherwise they won’t hear you in the bed.

[Max4344]

You create enthusiasm around you... In the bed.

[Soulpelt]

You will be hungry soon, order takeout now.
In the bed.

[Orion]

let your fantasies unwind
in the bed

???

[AgentPikmin]

You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you in bed.

[Man 2]

There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you in bed.

[Gojira]

You are just beginning to live in the bed.

[Man 2]

You are just beginning to live in the bed.

Pfft, I've been living in bed for sixteen years.

[Dr.shoe...]

Pfft, I've been living in bed for sixteen years.

wake up.

[johnnyboy]

wake up.

funny, thats an inside joke with one of my friends