Fortune Cookie Randomizer ...In the bed. (Describes your future love life) ;]

[Nobot]

Use these websites:
http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html
http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/
http://www.jetcityorange.com/fortunecookie/

To randomize some wise saying that would be in a fortune cookie and after it say "in the bed".

Your wisdom has kept you far away from danger... In the bed.
Oh god lol.

[Ad Bot]

[TheABELBOTO]

lol.avi
no wait, this calls for a:
NWEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHHEHEHEHEHEEH EHEHEHEEH!

[BBOY]

Accept the next proposition you hear...In the bed



ha

[dorkdotdan]

You have at your command
the wisdom of the ages in the bed.

[Nobot]

Accept the next proposition you hear...In the bed



ha

LOL.
for some reason they are almost always funny.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

The great joy in life is doing what people say you cannot do... in the bed.

Damn straight.


:c

[Nobot]

The great joy in life is doing what people say you cannot do... in the bed.

Damn straight.


:c

LOL oh my god these are priceless

[BBOY]

You have an active mind and a keen imagination...In the bed




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SlayerZ99]

You will make a fortune with your friend...in the bed

and

Your venture will be a success...In the bed

[Stick Man]

You have remarkable power which you are not using in the bed.

[BBOY]

You have remarkable power which you are not using...In the bed


ohohohoohohHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO H

[Nobot]

You have remarkable power which you are not using in the bed.
-snip-

OMG LOL.
I am rofling irl.

[Mr. Jelly]

You are careful & systematic in your business arrangements in the bed

[BBOY]

You are a bundle of energy,
always on the go in the bed


:)

[BubbaGum]

You are talented in many ways
In the bed

Oh god lol