Fortune Cookie Randomizer ...In the bed. (Describes your future love life) ;]

[John Freeman]

The time is right to make new friends,

In the bed

[Ad Bot]

[16-Bit]

You will die a slow, horrible death

In the loving bed :(

[DrenDran]

You will find a treasure at this web site... in the bed.
You are the guiding star of his existence... in the bed.

What the stuff lol.

[Alex Man!]

Affirm it, visualize it, believe it, and it`will actualize itself.... In the bed.

[Dissolve]

You will prosper in the field of wacky inventions... In the bed.

Uhh lol.

[Night Fox]

"Ideas you believe are absurd ultimately lead to success" in the bed

Affirm it, visualize it, believe it, and it`will actualize itself.... In the bed.

imaginary friends

[Alex Man!]

TOO MANY PEOPLE VOLUNTEER TO CARRY THE STOOL WHEN ITS TIME TO MOVE THE PIANO... In the bed.


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WHAT THE forget


 

[TurnipBlog]

There are many new opportunities that are being presented to you in the bed.

Mhmhmhm.

The harder you try to not be like your parents, the more likely you will become them...


In the bed.  /Self Delete

[Alex Man!]

Determination is the wake-up call to the human will....In the bed.

Edit : The worst of friends may become the best of enemies, but you will always find yourself hanging on....In the bed.

[steve5451]

Everything will now come your way...In the bed

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[Alex Man!]

One is not sleeping, does not mean they are awake....In the bed.

MY LOVE LIFE IS RAPE OH GOD

[Narkro555]

A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you in the bed

I'm not so sure about this one.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Treat everyone as a friend in bed.

[Dimitry]

Foods that cause gas are not OK when camping in a small tent.

[Alex Man!]

Foods that cause gas are not OK when camping in a small tent.

YOU BROKE THE RULES! YOU BROKE THE loving RULES!