Author Topic: Omegle has a new feature  (Read 23232 times)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Do you like ass? I just love it when you cut a big round whole in them and eat cereal out of it. And if you're lucky they stuff in your face it feels so good. Do you like that?
Stranger: your sick cuz
You: If you don't like it
You: then you're the sick one my friend
You: once you go stuff you never go back
Stranger: your sick guy your a sick forget youd eat out of a horses ass to huh
You: Yep
You: actually
You: that's my favorite ass
You: :3
Stranger: ooook
You: but my true favorite
You: is yours babe
You: come here
You: I got my knife
You: and box of cheerios
Stranger: ooook
Stranger: what drugs r u on
You: Love
You: now come here
Stranger: peace bro i wish you and your horse stuff eating the best of luck
You: LOVE ME

Also who else has had a 19 female named amy asked you if you liked big breasts?

Question to discuss:
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee
Stranger 2: i never thought
Stranger 2: that i would be
Stranger 2: over the moon
Stranger 1: Bruce Lee.
Stranger 2: in extacsy
Stranger 1: Hey, I can do random bullstuff too!
Stranger 2: but nevertheless
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Really now?

Stranger: Hiya, asl?
You: why do you want to know
Stranger: I'm 19 female US
You: i doubt that
Stranger: What's your name, honey?
You: You're a bot
Stranger: :)
You: shut the forget up
Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
You: amy is a name for dumbasses
Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
You: no i hate all breasts
Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
You: no
Stranger: ok :) Gimme a min, babe
You: I SAID NO
You: IM SAYING NO
You: IM SAYING NO
Stranger: Here you go :) imgur
You: WHAT THE forget I SAID I DIDNT WANT A PIC
You: THAT'S DISGUSTING YOU WHORE
Stranger: I'll send you a msg soon, I get notified of your profile after you've signed up so I'll find you don't worry.
Stranger: bye for now, babe xx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How to have a normal convo in Omegle:

You: Sup
Stranger: Music, you?
You: Trying to stay awake
Stranger: Why?
You: Because I have fun being some dude that stays awake all night
Stranger: I feel that. Sleep is a huge waste of time.
Stranger: time*
You: Why spend 8 hours doing nothing, huh?
Stranger: Agreed. You could miss a lot.
Stranger: Sorry if im slow, im on a psvita.
You: That's ample video game time
You: Lol im on a vista too
Stranger: Lawl, the chances! I just got mine today.
You: Im on my dad's old one that he let me have
You: Still runs like a charm though, its not that old
Stranger: Thats pretty cool. They havent really been out that long anyway
You: This computer served me well but it had problems from the time I got it.
Stranger: Technologly for ya.
You: Yeah I'm not the tech guy most of the time. I'm completely mindless outside of computer basics.
Stranger: I can manage my way around fairly easy.
You: Yeah but when people talk about GhZ and RAM and all that stuff I black out. My fault, really. Too lazy to learn.
Stranger: Yeah, I don't care for those details. As long as it works, im okay.
You: Simplicity is one of my favorite things.
Stranger: Seems increasingly harder lately. Everything and its bells and whistles.
You: Lol
Stranger: lately to find*
You: I still manage to keep up in society, considering my age.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 14
Stranger: Hm.
You: ?
Stranger: I cant tell if im being troll or not.
Stranger: trolled*
You: How?
Stranger: Seems like a troll, thats all.But i dont want to jump to conclusions
You: Nah im confident in my age and I don't need to make myself older or younger to impress people
You: Some 17 y'o girl from the state over stopped the convo because I was 14, lol
Stranger: Im 16. Lol.
You: hah.
Stranger: Impressive for a 14 yr old. Usually they're immauture.
You: They're not all bad once you become friends with a few good people.
Stranger: I hang ou with 20 and older. Not younger. usually.
You: I hang out with whoever cares. Age was never an obstacle when making friends. I don't make alot, though.
Stranger: Honestly, same here. But im okay with few friends.
You: I usually make friends with people with a bunch of friends so I get caught up anyhow
Stranger: I just chill. dont matter to me
You: Yeah, laid back people make the best bros
Stranger: And bro-etts.
You: Yep, can't forget them.
You: My best friends are all boys and a girl
Stranger: Mine is a girl and a boy.
You: I hate having to go to highschool. Most of the same people are goin where i am, but that girl is moving I think.
You: So saddening
Stranger: It flies by. Im already a senior.
You: Yeah, im going to miss senior bros too.
Stranger: I lost touch with my senior friends from when i wae a freshman. just facebook friends now
You: We talk regularly on facebook. Mainly joking around and missing everyone.
Stranger: usually how it goes. but imma hop off. play unit 13. it was nice chatting :)
You: Alright cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



what the forget is this guy stupid

what is that tree in the background

You're talking to a random stranger.

You: Ohai
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: IM A LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID
You: K
Stranger: m/f    ??
You: MAID
Stranger: u maid
You: GET WITH THE PROGRAM
You: THE .EXE
Stranger: ok lets start
Stranger: open ur cam
You: Wat
You: iPhone lololol
Stranger: ok bye
The Stranger has disconnected.

Dafuq

Shadow, let's try to find eachother

put into your interests

chatting with tetris

Unfortunately that would take forever. iPhone app doesn't have this new feature.

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You're talking to a random stranger.

Stranger: rice ebtch
You: I LIKE RICE
Stranger: ME TOO
You: IM A LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID. TAMRIEL CALLS FOR MY ASS. FOR SOVNGARDE
Stranger: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
Stranger: oh nvm
The Stranger has disconnected.

I love being a lusty argonian maid.

okay well

i will keep looking for a argonian maid


Ok seriously. Who the forget was this?

Oh god lol

Stranger: Hiii
You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and
You: so do i
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You: You wouldn't get this from
You: any other guy
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND
You: DESERT YOU
Stranger: Dudeeee.... i aint a hooker

Code: [Select]
You're talking to a random stranger.

You: HEY
Stranger: Asl
You: IM A LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID.
You: K
You: LET'S RP
You: TEN SEPTIMS
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: You start
You: MASTER. THE PIPES ARE CLOGGED AGAIN
Stranger: Well fan
Stranger: Well can you clean them???
You: NO MASTER. IT IS YOU WHO MUST DO THAT
You: -PULLS UP SKIRT-
Stranger: *looks up your skirt*
Stranger: Okay I will
You: PLEASE MASTER, THEY NEED CLEANING SO BAD
Stranger: Okay I'll clean them *gets up and walks over to clean the pipes*
You: HERE'S A WRENCH. -PULLS IT OUT OF SKIRT- THERE MUST BE A stuffTON OF HAIR. IM AN ARGONIAN, MUST BE YOU.
The stranger has disconnected.

Dafuq is wrong with that guy.


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You're talking to a random stranger.

You: Ohai
Stranger: OHARRO
You: TEN SEPTIMS
Stranger: shutup bitch
You: IM A LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID.
You: RP IS TEN SEPTIMS
Stranger: mother forgeter
Stranger: FUS RO DAH
The Stranger has disconnected.

SOMEONE GOT IT
« Last Edit: June 15, 2012, 02:20:42 AM by ShadowsfeaR »

For the Stormcloaks, true sons and daughters of skyrim.


Ok seriously. Who the forget was this?

what the hell lol