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[Cybertails1998]

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[Mulch]

How do you people withstand such long awkward conversations?

[TheBlackParrot]

hello mulch

[steve5451]

How do you people withstand such long awkward conversations?

When it gets awkward I just start gibbering like a dyslexic 5 year old with autism.
It usually renews the conversation
Then it gets more awkward when that gets old.

Oh god lol. Some guy was all trolling bronies on omegle and after calmly talking with him for a while I got him to admit that he's a closet brony and is ashamed of himself and he trolls bronies for closure.

I should be a counselor. lol

[CreamTurk3y]

This kid believes everything she sees on the internet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: whats up?
You: Nothing much. Just pushing old ladies down staircases
You: it's pretty funny
You: WHERE'S YOUR LIFE ALERT NOW
You: BITCH!
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: okay as long as its not my grandma.
You: What does your grandma look like?
You: I'll make sure
You: I just rounded them all up at walgreens
You: I tempted them with prune juice
Stranger: well she got a huge donk. like impossible to miss. and she has short white hair that is straight the only part of her that looks fat though is her butt.
You: Oh
You: she told me to forget off so I let her there
Stranger: haha sounds like my grandma, did she give you a speech about how intermixing racis is wrong? and how obama sucks?
You: She said she hated black people
Stranger: naww thats not here. she doesnt hate them she just doesn agree with white and blacks together and she doesnt like thugs
You: I saw two thugs walk up to her when I left
You: the smacked her bag out of her hand
You: I hope she's alright
Stranger: they better be ready. hahh she didnt raise six kids for nothing. that lady is meann she beat the stuff out of them. she will pull a gun out of her bra while she is at it.
You: I don't know...I heard two pops when I left. I think those were the guys at the firing range though
You: but I didn't see a gunstore anywhere.
Stranger: Well if you left her there to die, im coming after you.
You: I didn't let her die
You: I offered her the chance to get in my van
You: I had prune juice
You: But she told me to forget off so I left.
Stranger: Because getting in a van is such a safe option so she could get raped becuase thats what that sounds like. do you have an old lady special interest?
You: No, I told you I rounded them up in a van to push them down the stairs
You: I only saved the nice ones
You: If she was nice to me she would've been okay
You: but....
You: sorry...
You: I got like 5 grandma's here that were nice to me
You: want to talk to them?
You: WHERE ARE MY PRUNES!!!!
You: YOU PROMISED ME PRUNES!!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: your about to be pushed down stairs.
Stranger: you will die because your hip is bad.
You: Sorry she got out of the cage, I didn't push her down the stairs because she was nice to me. Are you incapable of reading?
You: But really
Stranger: i guess so
You: I don't know about your grandma want me to go back and check?
You: The walgreens is like 30 mins from here
Stranger: naww. i will find her. but if she is hurt im gonna pop a bullet in that ass of yours.
You: I have no ass
You: only granny faces'
You: Besides it's not my fault
You: If she was NICE to me...
You: but she told me to forget off
Stranger: im about to tell you to forget off to.
You: Why? I'm only being reasonable, if she didn't tell me to forget off, I might've done something.
You: But I don't deal with rude people
Stranger: wellllllllllllll she probably thought you were a libral
You: One question, are you crying?
Stranger: not anymore.
You: But you were?
You: why?
Stranger: yeah because of stupid stuff. haa well not stupid. but why do you ask?
You: No reason
You: Really I can continue this on my phone if you want me to go check on your grandma.
You: I'll do it man
You: I'll do it
Stranger: im not a man..haha but okay
You: For you :)
You: alright let me just go get my phone
Stranger: okay
You: <IS NOW CHATTING THROUGH PHONE>
Stranger: haha wowwww..
You: Alright, getting in my car now.
Stranger: well you shouldnt be texting while driving, you could die!
You: I got this new speak app. I speak, it types. It's pretty cool!
You: Damn, sunday night traffic.
Stranger: ohh okay, ha yeah traffic. it sucks.
You: I can see the walgreens.
You: Oh....
You: oh stuff.
You: I see a crime scene
Stranger: hopefully the thugs are dead.
You: One of them is....but....I don't see the other one or your grandma
You: Looks like the cops are searching for clues
You: I think there was a kidnapping from what I can see
Stranger: maybe she toook jim to her basement
Stranger: *him
You: but they won't let me in
You: Let me ask the police.
Stranger: sounds like something she would do. torture him
You: Yeah he says the store owner saw on the camera a woman being dragged into a van by a guy in a mask, right after she killed one of them.
You: They said they are doing the best they can to find her
You: but it could take weeks
You: Sorry :|
Stranger: welll my grandma is gonna be fine.she is a strong woman. and even if not then at least she will be in heaven with my pawpa
You: Hey, kid. Can I give a little tip?
You: Don't believe everything you hear on the internet :P
You: It can get you in a sticky situation
You: *stars fly overhead* The more you know....
You have disconnected

I had to stop after the whole heaven thing, it made me feel bad.

[Stick Man]

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[CreamTurk3y]

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Hey

[CreamTurk3y]

Stranger: male 18 usa looking for horny female with pics
You: DO YOU LOVE JESUS!!!!!!
You: also you have no life
You: searching the internet for horny girls
You: stuff's sad bro
You: But I'm guessing you're not really 18
You: You're most likely an 81 old man who's snake was cut off in the war so you're searching for nudes praying you get some sort of action down there.
You: Am I in the ball park?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


DAYUUUUUUM

[CreamTurk3y]

Bump, so people can see this and stop making pointless threads.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
You: Hello, you little stuff.
Stranger: u too
You: Eat it fatty
You: EAT MY stuff
You: RAWR
Stranger: u eat mine
Stranger: i ll give u now
Stranger: take it
You: okay
You: om
You: nom
You: nom
You: now you eat mine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ChappersTeddy]

bump
go put in Blockland and see who comes

[Eluxsam]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: DO YOU LIKE mondayS
Stranger: m here
Stranger: ya
You: F 17 CALIFORNIA
Stranger: i am dark
You: STICK YOUR DARK ROD UP MY star fish
Stranger: wanna kiss u
You: OK BUT LETS forget FIRST
Stranger: ok
You: OK
You: WHERE DO YOU LIVE
Stranger: toulone france
You: OK
You: I LIVE ON 21 forget YOURSELF friend STREET
You have disconnected.

[Deceius]

Who the forget is this?

Isn't omegle like lying? Because you never get Questions you're self you can only ask them, so it must be bots?

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