I agree that the Christian religion is a lot of bullstuff. Pretty much everything that they try to explain makes no sense at all, no logic in it, no thought in it.
To all the Christians, read this NAO!!
In space, there were an assload of rocks.
Then, HOLY forget stars combined and made the sun and WOAH stuff! The big bang happened.
With the assload of rocks in space, they began to form planets, slowly, they got bigger and bigger.
And for dirt, the dirt came off of rocks hitting each other.
Now in stars, there is no water. But, hydrogen and oxygen are in them.
So, stars can collide and then the hydrogen and oxygen atoms or whatever formed into one and then water.
But space is loving cold so it froze. Then, the ice falls to earth then the sun melts it and forms water.
And there you go, a basic earth, dirt, rocks, and water.
Now, how humans came to be.
In water and dirt, there is bacteria.
The bacteria forms into small water-breathing pieces of life.
It eventually grows, and since it lived in water, its a fish. FISHEHH!!
Then, MOTHA forgetIN WALKIN' FISH SON!.
The first humans form from that.
The first humans were short, like gnomes.
They are called "hominid australopithecine"
Humans, from there on had to adapt.
So, they adapted to living like that.
That's how the modern day humans came to be, much taller and more slender.
WHAT NOW CHRISTIAN forgetERS!?
