Approach cautiously but not hostiley, then try to communicate with it.
If it attempts to attack crush it into brain dust.
GET BEHIND ME, SATAN! THINE WORDS OF OFFENCE DRAW NOTHING BUT MERE SELF INDULGENCE AND CREATE NO GOOD THAT WOULD BE PLEASING TO THE ALMIGHTY COOL GOD!
THE COOL GOD DOES NOT EXIST, GLORIOUS BLOODBROTHER! HE IS AN INGLORIOUS DELUSION SPAWNED FROM HERETICS TO TRY AND RUIN OUR GLORIOUS MINDS!
RETURN, BROTHER! COME BACK TO OUR GLORIOUS REIGN OF GLORIOUS TERROR!