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[Böltster]

well my ceiling is white and it's also a popcorn ceiling too so i dont have to clean anything

i thought a white quilt would save me but the stains are still really visible

and my sheets, oh my. i made my bed a few hours ago in prep for my woman coming over tonight and i've put them all on upside down to hide the stains.

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[Nickelob Ultra]

i've put them all on upside down to hide the stains.

She will notice them.

[Böltster]

She will notice them.

that i don't mind, we have fun trying to recall the love we had to make the stain

it's everyone else seeing them that i'm not as keen on

[Feep]

that i don't mind, we have fun trying to recall the love we had to make the stain

it's everyone else seeing them that i'm not as keen on

i know that feel

my carpet is so comfy i fall asleep on it half the time... and well it also stains so visible and easily and i never realised and then one day i was all HOLY stuff NO

i told my mum cat pissed on floor lol, hopefully i'll find a way to clean it up before anyone else notices

[Böltster]

i know that feel

my carpet is so comfy i fall asleep on it half the time... and well it also stains so visible and easily and i never realised and then one day i was all HOLY stuff NO

i told my mum cat pissed on floor lol, hopefully i'll find a way to clean it up before anyone else notices

oh man that'd suck to have carpet, i've got a wooden floor so i'm clear in that department

[KadeBL_ID12958]

ew why are you all so messy

[Böltster]

ew why are you all so messy

if you dont use condoms love is going to be messy, it's not just us

even with them, depending on how wet the girl is it can be pretty messy regardless

it isn't as graceful as it is in the movies

[Feep]

if you dont use condoms love is going to be messy, it's not just us

even with them, depending on how wet the girl is it can be pretty messy regardless

it isn't as graceful as it is in the movies

my ex ruined my couch and now i have to put blankets on it on a regular basis

lol

[TheOwl]

How do i b lovd

[(Fallen)]

OMG IM 11 AND MY GIRLFREND AND I R GETING SRS. WE R GUNNA GET MARIED!
naw

I'm 14 and I'm not gonna lie, relationships are not really a legitimate thing at this point. It's more of a experimental thing to find out what you do and don't like. That is the big part about being really young; and in fact there are make at sessions behind the portables at schools when ur 14. Thats usually as far as anyone has gotten when the're 14. That's how far I got

[Dominator]

OMG IM 8 AND MY GIRLFREND AND I R GETING SRS. WE R GUNNA GET MARIED!

[Dodger]

I'm not "OH STOP procrastination IT'S BAD", I'm just saying in excess it lead to certain complications, it's also been theorized that it could be linked to male baldness, and other minor things. Correlation does not equal causation, but it just points out that MAYBE there might be a possible physical downside to it in the long run along with certain other genetic dispositions.

[Wynd_Fox]

Well, I'm pretty sure the body can't tell what causes you to interject, so presumably excessive amounts of love would do the same.

[Dodger]

Well, I'm pretty sure the body can't tell what causes you to interject, so presumably excessive amounts of love would do the same.

I'm pretty sure 95% of forum members aren't in a position to get excess amounts of love

[Wynd_Fox]

Yeah, but you seem to be implying procrastination is somehow worse for you than love.