Relationships Megathread - Ask questions, get answers, discuss love and romance

[Dodger]

Yeah, but you seem to be implying procrastination is somehow worse for you than love.

It's easier to get addicted to (not saying most people get addicted, but there is a chance that you'll rely dopamine releases related to it) and access, and if you do it too much (sign that you may be addicted), it also screws with your hormonal balances. It's not a perfect thing.

Anyways, I'd rather hold it for while and be in constant urge for a mate (and have a very nice, relieving loveual experience) than had interjected most of my sperm the night before and barely have any testosterone for it.

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[Böltster]

girlfriend stayed over

went 3 times within 12 hours and now my richard feels like it's about to fall off

[ImperealOfficer]

In heart of recent events that have occurred with a few good friends of mine I'm going to make a little thread dedicated to relationships. Here are some rules that are specific to love at your specific age. These steps will be directed to any of the ages listed on these forums. I may not be an "expert relationship master" but I have learned how my heart works inside and out and I'm willing to help out with anyone.


Ages 8-14

1. Don't expect much

You're young. Don't expect marriage, don't expect makeout sessions behind the portables at school and don't expect love. Most of all, don't expect a relationship, to be honest. This is the prime time in your life where you're busy having fun as a kid and not worrying about bigger stuff. If you have an idea that you're going to get some serious "head" at this age you're getting way to ahead of yourself. You're (probably) not even pubescent yet and you need to understand that relationships at this age will probably be short, sweet, and all about good friendship. More or less, this is still around the age where dating can either seriously mean a relationship or simply a community status to make you and your friend look cool. Try to avoid your head and listen to your heart (which I will explain in the next step).

I already forgeted up at this part. Right now I've already joked about having kids and a life ahead of me. I worry about my friends futures, my parents futures, and my future. Even though I'm not interested in love, I already know it's an inevitable consequence of life. To me, love is quite important for moving on; but not for just now...

And besides, no one does love me yet; and I don't have feelings for anyone. I love my friends the way they are but the love that goes just a bit further and the friends who go just a bit further aren't falling in place just yet. So yeah, I'm happy to be a single twelve year old but I'm unhappy about my uncertain future...

[Böltster]

I already forgeted up at this part. Right now I've already joked about having kids and a life ahead of me. I worry about my friends futures, my parents futures, and my future. Even though I'm not interested in love, I already know it's an inevitable consequence of life. To me, love is quite important for moving on; but not for just now...

And besides, no one does love me yet; and I don't have feelings for anyone. I love my friends the way they are but the love that goes just a bit further and the friends who go just a bit further aren't falling in place just yet. So yeah, I'm happy to be a single twelve year old but I'm unhappy about my uncertain future...

you're one hell of a strange 12 year old

[ImperealOfficer]

you're one hell of a strange 12 year old

How so?

[Ben Grapevine]

i need poope to stick in pls

[Wynd_Fox]

How so?

Most twelve year olds don't think about that.

[Mr Man]

Never had a girlfriend. 

[Solid²]

I find it hilarious how Mack of all people would make a topic like this.

Also bolster we all get how you hump your gorilla girlfriend 5 times a day, no need to keep telling everyone.

[Böltster]

I find it hilarious how Mack of all people would make a topic like this.

Also bolster we all get how you hump your gorilla girlfriend 5 times a day, no need to keep telling everyone.

3 times a week*, we dont get to have sleepovers every day

oh no me posting about my relationship in the relationship topic! somebody think of the children!

[TeslaCoil]

this one time my buddy Keith...

[_Rave_]

this girl i know is really cute and really nice and basically i just need to man up and go for it, but i'm not worried because she isn't a huge bitch like the last girl lol.

[Lil D]

this girl i know is really cute and really nice and basically i just need to man up and go for it, but i'm not worried because she isn't a huge bitch like the last girl lol.

Go for it pal ;)

Also, bump.

[DJ Dash3r]

Alright so, there's this girl I love, I've mentioned her once before I do believe and me and her are fairly good friends, we text every night, a long time ago I asked her out and she said no, but recently when she was mad at me she blurted out that she really cares about me and that's why she gets mad, she's beautiful and has the most amazing personality, I really wanna get with her.

Any advice?

[Otis Da HousKat]

Alright so, there's this girl I love, I've mentioned her once before I do believe and me and her are fairly good friends, we text every night, a long time ago I asked her out and she said no, but recently when she was mad at me she blurted out that she really cares about me and that's why she gets mad, she's beautiful and has the most amazing personality, I really wanna get with her.

Any advice?

You already forgeted it up. Move on and forget her as a romantic interest.