Would you rather

[Night Fox]

shy bc no axo: it would probably hurt them, so kittens

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[Axolotl]

No question above.

Would you rather lifeswap with Kiwibear to be able to have the lovey wolf named TheBlackParrot or swim in a pool of axolotl plushies?

[Swollow]

erm I think I'll swim in the plushy pool for 2 seconds

would you rather get all your teeth pulled out by pliers over the course of an hour or lose a foot painlessly

[Axolotl]

erm I think I'll swim in the plushy pool for 2 seconds

would you rather get all your teeth pulled out by pliers over the course of an hour or lose a foot painlessly

Lose a foot.

Would you rather be a gay, perverted dragon or a straight ant?

[Swollow]

straight ant
would you rather have a chocolate cookie or a vanilla cookie?

[SaturnsRings]

 

Would you rather be a hippy or a prep

[BobSevenSevens]

hippy cause weed

would you rather shoot someone who's robbing your house and possibly go to jail, or get hit with an iron pipe by him and possibly die/have disabilities

[KadeBL_ID12958]

shoot him

[PowerDag]

no question so i'll go with axolotl's question
dragon, obviously

would you rather shoot laser beams from your ass or your snake

[BlackMod]

If it is controllable then snake

Would you rather suck a hobo's richard 1 time, or your dad's richard 100 times?

[bejacks]

no.

Would you rather drink Dr. Pepper or Coca-cola?

[steve5451]

Dr. Pepper.

Would you rather get stabbed in an alley or shot by a cop?

[PowerDag]

shot by a cop. they generally aim towards non-vital bodyparts.

ability to turn into gelatinous material or energy

[Camera]

Energy.

Would you rather take over the world but realize that you'll be defeated or would you rather be the hero that saves the world from such?

[Swollow]

hero, screw being defeated

would you rather be a traffic cone or a cactus